Nostromo Crew T-Shirt Inspired By Alien
£19.99
Ever dreamed of becoming a member of the crew of the Nostromo from Ridley Scott's legendary scifi horror movie Alien? If so you're a little weird as it was hardly a pleasure cruise, but good news - now you can!Perfect as a gift for any sci-fi fan or for yourself, it'll be such a shame when the chest burster rips through your chest and spoils this badass shirt. Not official merchandise. IMPORTANT: Ensure that the text that you enter is exactly as you would like it on the shirt (spelling, grammar, and punctuation) as we will print the item exactly as you have entered it here.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
The Grandfather Long Sleeve T-Shirt
£24.99
This slogan t-shirt features the text "The Grandfather" in the style of the iconic logo from legendary Mafia movie The Godfather. This is the perfect gift for any grandad! This is a 100% cotton The Grandfather t-shirt.
#8ballbestseller Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
8Ball Gift Voucher
from £10.00
Purchase an 8Ball Gift E-Voucher for birthdays, Christmas or just because you're feeling generous. Available in £10, £20 or £50 value.
Add your chosen e-voucher to your basket and it will be emailed straight to you or your chosen recipient.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Evolution of US Football T-Shirt
£19.99
What was the point of evolution anyway? Wouldn't we have been just as happy staying as apes? No, because then we couldn't have played or watched football! This t-shirt shows an evolution diagram with the last figure replaced by a QB preparing to throw a pass. Undernath the silhouettes is the slogan 'Evolution' in a stars and stripes font, with the first 'O' having been replaced by a football.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
The Origin of the Cyclist T-Shirt
£19.99
This funny cycling t-shirt features a design with a twist on the famous evolution diagram. Each step of evolution is riding on a bicycle from different eras, from our earliest ape ancestor riding a 'boneshaker' to a modern man riding on a modern road bike. Show some love for your cycling with this.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Survival of the Fittest Rugby Evolution T-Shirt
£19.99
Since the first fish crawled from the sea evolution has had but one goal. We evolved from fish to apes to humans to William Webb Ellis cheating at football and creating the greatest game the world has ever seen! This t-shirt shows the famous evolution silhouettes, except the last step is three ruby players catching the line out! Show some love for rugby with this cool t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Survival of the Fittest Martial Arts Evolution T-Shirt
£19.99
Mankind has come a long way. From our roots in the trees as apes we have developed into the humans we know today, but that’s not the end of the story. A human being isn’t fully evolved until they learn some kind of martial art! If you’re a martial artist then show everyone you are the pinnacle of evolution with this funny t-shirt showing the last figure in the evolution diagram doing a high kick.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
The Stages of Golf Evolution T-Shirt
£19.99
This is a great tee for any golfer, showing a diagram of the humble ape evolving through early man, all the way up to a modern golfer. Has the slogan 'The stages of golf evolution' above with the stages in the diagram labelled 'one, two, three, fore!' underneath.
Declare yourself the pinnacle of evolution with this cool golfer's t shirt!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Evolution Of Football Manchester Red T-Shirt
£19.99
From ape to caveman to modern man… to football player! All of human evolution has led to one thing – the creation of the beautiful game! If you think that football is the pinnacle of human evolution then this is the tee for you. Perfect for armchair football fans and those who get out there on the pitch alike! Who would have thought that kicking a pig’s bladder about could be so important…
This version of our Football Evolution t-shirt has been coloured especially for fans of the Manchester club that plays in red...
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Evolution Of Football London White T-Shirt
£19.99
From ape to caveman to modern man… to football player! All of human evolution has led to one thing – the creation of the beautiful game! If you think that football is the pinnacle of human evolution then this is the tee for you. Perfect for armchair football fans and those who get out there on the pitch alike! Who would have thought that kicking a pig’s bladder about could be so important…
This version of our Football Evolution t-shirt has been coloured especially for fans of the London club that plays in white...
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Evolution Of Skateboarding T-Shirt
£19.99
Since first we began to evolve from our ape ancestors, man has walked the Earth. But that all just led up to the most important event in the history of evolution – the invention of the skateboard! This tee shows man changing from an early ape to the pinnacle of humanity – the skateboarder. Below the image is the simple slogan 'Evolve', to encourage the knuckle-dragging none-skaters of this world to catch up!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Evolution Of Guitar Guitarist T-Shirt
£19.99
Since we first came down from the trees and began to walk upright, mankind has dreamed of but one thing… shredding on a cool guitar! This funny t-shirt for guitarists and rock fans alike features an illustration of humanity evolving from their hairy ancestors all the way up to a rocker playing a guitar solo! Under the evolution diagram is the slogan 'Evolution' in the style of a famous amplifier brand, with a speaker grille effect behind.
If you are a guitarist then declare yourself the pinnacle of human evolution with this.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Drummers The Pinnacle of Evolution T-Shirt
£19.99
Since first we swung down from the trees the human race has had but one goal in mind, to be able to play an awesome beat! Now that a select few of us have achieved this goal we should proudly proclaim ourselves as 'Drummers - The Pinnacle of Human Evolution'.
Big yourself up with this cool drummer t shirt, or grab one as a gift for the drummer in your life!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Evolution Of Darts T-Shirt
£19.99
It has been a hard road for humanity. Starting out as simple apes, we have evolved over thousands of years to become what is the pinnacle of humanity – the darts player! All of the trials we have faced, all the changes we have gone through. They all led to us being able to throw three little arrows at a board exactly 2.27 meters away and hit the little red bit in the middle of the 20 on a regular basis. Which makes Phil Taylor the most evolved human in history. No wonder he’s called the Power!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Alcoholympics T-Shirt
£19.99
Become a member of the British Alcoholympic team and get into training by grabbing one of these! This funny t-shirt features a distressed retro-look print of a design which spoofs an Olympic athlete design, complete with the Alcoholympic rings which look like that bit of plastic which holds a six pack together. Also has beer bottles and the text "Alcoholympics - Team Britain - Athlete in training". This is a 100% cotton Alcoholympics t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Don't Need Hair T-Shirt
£19.99
Buy Funny Tshirts at 8Ball. Who Needs Hair With a Body Like This Tshirt. The battle cry of bald men everywhere!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Top Dad Wing Logo T-Shirt
£19.99
This t-shirt has a slogan which spoofs the logo from classic eighties pilot movie "Top Gun" which starred Tom Cruise. This tee instead has a "Top Dad" logo. This is a great tee to get as a present for Dad, or for yourself if you are a Top Dad! This is a 100% cotton Top Dad t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Top Dad Gear Logo T-Shirt
£19.99
This t-shirt is a great gift for your Dad on fathers Day, or any other occasion! Features a spoof of the Top Gear logo, but instaed says "Top Dad". Let everyone know that your dad is the Top Dad by grabbing him one of these 100% cotton Top Dad tees. Please note this is not an official Top Gear product and is intened as a humourous Fathers Day t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Too Much Bacon T-Shirt
£19.99
Just how much bacon is too much bacon? The answer is simple... there isn't ever enough bacon. Featuring a one colour print on a 100% cotton mens t shirt, this design is printed using the latest in dtg techniques, which gives you a quality end product that will withstand many washes. Normally posted within 24 to 48 hours, by Royal Mail for UK orders and Priority AirMail for international orders, this and all of our other t shirts fall under our no hassle 30 days returns period. Please refer to the size guide to find the perfect fitting t-shirt for you.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
The Grandfather T-Shirt
£19.99
This slogan t-shirt features the text "The Grandfather" in the style of the iconic logo from legendary Mafia movie The Godfather. This is the perfect gift for any grandad! This is a 100% cotton The Grandfather t-shirt.
#8ballbestseller Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
The Goodfather Distressed Logo T-Shirt
£19.99
This funny gift for dads everywhere features a distressed, vintage look print of a spoof of the famous Godfather logo, instead saying "The Goodfather". Show your Dad that he is doing a good job without having to resort to cheesey cliched presents with one of these 100% cotton The goodfather t-shirts.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Running On Empty T-Shirt
£19.99
This funny t-shirt features an image of a fuel guage, but instead of the usual petrol pump symbol there is a pint glass instead. The indicator is in the red showing that the wearer is dangerously low on beer. Also has the slogan "running on empty". Show that you need beer and you need it fast with this 100% cotton funny T shirt!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Gingers Not Just For Christmas T-Shirt
£19.99
Chris Evans, Mick Hucknall, Ron Weasley, these guys are on our screens all year round so just remember that a ginger is for life not just for Christmas. This brand new two colour print features the slogan Gingers: Not Just For Christmas, printed on regular fit men's t-shirts and a perfect gift for your favourite copper-topped friend. 100% cotton men's t-shirts printed at 8Ball.
#8ballbestseller Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Manufactured In The Seventies T-Shirt
£19.99
For anyone born into the decade that gave us glam rock, Saturday Night Fever and disco this great new Manufactured in the Seventies t-shirt makes an ideal present for the man in your life of a certain age. Featuring a two colour distressed slogan with the words 'Manufactured in the Seventies, All Genuine Original Parts, Only Minor Cosmetic Repairs Required'.Printed on 100% Cotton* Mens T Shirts using the latest in DTG technologyUsually dispatched within 24 to 48 hoursUK orders posted by first class Royal MailInternational orders by posted Priority AirMailPlease see the size guides for information on fitAll orders fall under our no-hassle 30 days returns period*Ash Grey, Antique colours are 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
#8ballbestseller Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Manufactured In The Nineties T-Shirt
£19.99
The decade that gave us Brit-Pop, the Spice Girls and the proud wearer of this brand new Manufactured in the Nineties t-shirt from 8Ball. Featuring a distressed style print with the caption 'This new Manufactured In The Nineties men's t-shirt features a distressed effect two colour print with the caption 'Manufactured in the Nineties, All Genuine Original Parts, Only Minor Cosmetic Repairs Required'. Printed on 100% Cotton* Mens T Shirts using the latest in DTG technologyUsually dispatched within 24 to 48 hoursUK orders posted by first class Royal MailInternational orders by posted Priority AirMailPlease see the size guides for information on fitAll orders fall under our no-hassle 30 days returns period*Ash Grey, Antique colours are 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
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Torch Forever Northern Soul T-Shirt
Great product, fast delivery! Perfect!
Danny Hildreth
Torch Forever Northern Soul T-Shirt As Worn By Noel Gallagher
In the loop
I liked the way you kept me in touch with the progress of the order, you kept me in the loop.
This is feedback: I sent these direct to my friend for his birthday, so I haven't see the T shirts but he is happy with them. Would it be possible to offer a service where the purchaser can send them as a gift to a friend and the bill is not included in the package?
Anthony Haddon
Brigade Rosse T-Shirt As Worn By Joe Strummer
Arnold is numerous uno
love it
Michael Farrelly
Numero Uno Ringer T-Shirt As Worn By Arnold Schwarzenegger
love it. cut the sleeves off love it
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Customer
Naked Cowboys T-Shirt As Worn By Sid Vicious
Recommended
Good quality tees. Quickly replaced one item (for a different size). All good.
shaun jones
Hello Dave Fitted Womens T-Shirt
Fantastic
Very happy,now I can pretend to be in a Siouxsie video!
Anonymous
Star Of David Womens T-Shirt As Worn By Siouxsie Sioux
Great quality, fast delivery!
Design was as expected. Print came out really well and the T-shirt is really comfy. Really happy customer.
Deborah Bishop
...Warning To Others T-Shirt
Perfect present
My sister’s boyfriend who is a fan of Lord of the Rings and boxing was so chuffed with this T-shirt, he put it on straight away. Good quality and arrived very swiftly. Definitely recommend!
Ginny Sanderson
Lord of the Ring T-Shirt