Tis But A Scratch T-Shirt Inspired By Monty Python
£19.99
This inspired by Black Knight t-shirt illustrates the awesome scene from Monty Pythons Holy Grail with the Black Knight guarding a bridge (this is a short plank of wood over a small stream) when king Arthur tries to pass, the highly confident and stupid Black Knight says "None Shall Pass" so Arthur fights the knight severing the knights arm off but the knight still persists with "Tis but a scratch" then his leg is taken, but the knight still persists with "it"s just a flesh wound" still the black knight will not admit defeat.
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I Fart In Your General Direction T-Shirt
£19.99
Here's one for all you Monty Python fans! Features part of the classic 'taunting' given to King Arthur (Graham Chapman) by the French soldier (John Cleese) in the opening scene of the hilarious Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The text reads "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". Now buy this t-shirt or I will taunt you a second time! Please note this tee is inspired by Monty Python, not an official product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
None Shall Pass Black Knight T-Shirt
£19.99
The Black Knight is a true example of what a knight should be. Laying down life and limb to stop people from passing, emphasis on the limb. This design is inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
This design is licensed by the artist Mathiole and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Lord Bless Thy Hand Grenade T-Shirt Inspired By The Holy Grail
£19.99
Buy Monty Python Tshirts at 8Ball. Monty Python The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch T-shirt. Thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits with this t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Fart Direction Heraldry T-Shirt
£19.99
Those Knights of the Round Table are so annoying, coming up to your castle and pestering you about joining their quest to find the Holy Grail when you've already got one. This design by Artist Mathiole is inspired by the French Soldiers of Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
This design is licensed by the artist Mathiole and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Black Knight Continue Screen T-Shirt
£19.99
Featuring the continue screen from the greatest ever videogame that doesn't exist is this amazing t-shirt that shows us what a mashup of StreetFighter and Monty Python's Holy Grail would look like. Tis but a scratch!
This design is licensed by the artist V‚àö‚â• Maria and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Tim The Enchanter T-Shirt Inspired By Monty Python
£19.99
This truly awesome inspired by men's Monty Python men's t-shirt features the helmet and horns worn by Tim the Enchanter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the knights regroup to find Tim the Enchanter, when they finally find him he make explosions all around until appearing infront of them, they ask him "by what name are you known", he replies "There are some that call me....Tim"
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Help I'm Being Repressed T-Shirt
£19.99
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
This tee remembers the old woman who was repressed by King Arthur.
Sorry, man. And he was 37, not old.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Crossed Swords Black Knight Scratch T-Shirt
£19.99
None shall pass!
Of all the classic scenes we see during Arthur's holy quest, the Black Knight encounter has to be the most memorable and hilarious.If you can recite the entire scene then this is the tee for you! If not, hang your head and get back to watching the movie some more.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Peoples Front Of Judea Premium Organic Cotton T-Shirt
£19.99
If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans. You do...how much? A lot? Right, you're in. Join the revolution and send Romani ite domum with your own PFJ shirt - most definitely not a Judean People's Front t shirt.
Luxury 100% Organic Cotton t-shirt with an original 8Ball print.
Super soft feel
Finer weave for an even higher quality print
Unisex Fit
Fair Wear Foundation approved
Confidence in Textiles approved
vegan-friendly
Printed in the UK using Du Pont Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based and vegan-friendly inks.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Lord Bless Thy Hand Grenade Womens Fitted T-Shirt, Inspired By The Holy Grail
£22.99
You shalt buy three of these womens fitted-style Monty Python inspired t shirts. Three shall be the number thou shalt buy, and the number of the buying shall be three. Four shalt thou not buy, nor shalt thy buy 2, unless proceeding to three. Actually, maybe just get one.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Tis But A Scratch Womens Fitted T-Shirt, Inspired By Monty Python
£22.99
This inspired by Black Knight women's t-shirt has an awesome illustration from the awesome scene from Monty Pythons Holy Grail with the Black Knight guarding a bridge (this is a short plank of wood over a small stream) he gets his arms and leg severed off but wont admit defeat, the t-shirt features a diagram of the knight with a severed arm and leg with the slogans "Tis but a scratch" and "it"s just a flesh wound"
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
She Turned Me Into a Newt T-Shirt
£19.99
How do you know when someone's a witch?Well, it's a fairly clear indication when they turn you into a newt, even if you do subsequently get better.Remember though, if some naysayers challenge you on the whole witch thing you could always just see if she weighs the same as a duck...
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Face the Peril T-Shirt
£19.99
This tee pays homage to Sir Galahad the Pure, who even after Lancelot rescued him wanted to go back and bravely face the peril of a tower full of ladies who all required a spanking.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Tis a Silly Place T-Shirt
£19.99
In Camelot they dance whever they're able. They eat ham and jam and spam. A lot. They sequin vests and they do routines and chorus scenes.As Arthur points out, Camelot is a silly place.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Lovely Filth Down Here T-Shirt
£19.99
Oh Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here!With this tee you can show yourself to be part of ananarcho-syndicalist commune who also collects bags full of filth for some reason.And don't worry what the King might think of you,you didn't vote for him anyway.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Black Knight Continue Screen Fitted Womens T-Shirt
£22.99
Featuring the continue screen from the greatest ever videogame that doesn't exist is this amazing t-shirt that shows us what a mashup of StreetFighter and Monty Python's Holy Grail would look like. Tis but a scratch!
This design is licensed by the artist V‚àö‚â• Maria and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
It's Only a Model T-Shirt
£19.99
Here we have a tee showing the majestic castle of Camelot, home ofArthur's Knights of the Round Table.
Yes, as Patsy points out it's only a model, but he is rightly shushed by the rest of the Knights.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Fart Direction Heraldry Fitted Womens T-Shirt
£22.99
Those Knights of the Round Table are so annoying, coming up to your castle and pestering you about joining their quest to find the Holy Grail when you've already got one. This design by Artist Mathiole is inspired by the French Soldiers of Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
This design is licensed by the artist Mathiole and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly into the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability Message
All 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
None Shall Pass Black Knight Womens Fitted T-Shirt
£19.99
The Black Knight is a true example of what a knight should be. Laying down life and limb to stop people from passing, emphasis on the limb. This design is inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
This design is licensed by the artist Mathiole and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.