You Scumbag You Maggot T-Shirt
£19.99
What a delightful Christmas greeting!
If like many others your favourite Christmas song is this little cracker then this could be the shirt for you.
BTWif you dislike the line that follows this one, remember that Kirsty MacColl changed it to "You're cheap and you're haggard" for later performances, so let's all sing it that way from now on :)
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Twas the Night Before Christmas Theo Quote T-Shirt
£19.99
There's one classic Christmas rhyme that never fails to get us in the festive spirit:
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring — except the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation."
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Christmas Slogan Filthy Animal T-Shirt
£19.99
Kevin Webster's favourite movies included 'Angles with Filthy Souls' and the sequel 'Angels with Even Filthier Souls', from which this famous line comes.
In the first movie, Kevin uses the line 'Keep the change, ya filthy animal', which in the second film becomes the now well-loved Christmas phrase 'Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.'
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
McClane Quote Party Welcoming T-Shirt
£19.99
If you're throwing a Christmas party this year then it can be tiresome having to welcome all those pesky guests one by one. Why not let this t-shirt do all the hard work for you, quoting the great John McClane: "Welcome to the Party, Pal."
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability Message
All 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Jingle Bell ROCK Christmas Slogan T-Shirt
£19.99
Here's one for all you rockers out there who are feeling festive! Just because we like to rock out doesn't mean we can't rock out to a bit of Jingle Bells :DPrinted with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass T-Shirt
£19.99
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
What better way could there be to greet a line of soulless suits than thisclassicClark Griswold line? Now you can bring his 'festive cheer' to your own Christmas!
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Don't Let the Bells End Christmas Slogan Ringer T-Shirt
£19.99
Christmaaaas Tiiiime! Don't Let the Bells End!!! Show your festive spirit and your love of bells not ending with this :)
Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Save the Neck for Me Clark T-Shirt
£19.99
Good old Cousin Eddie. Whenever Christmas seems to be going as badly as it could possibly be, Eddie is always there to deliver your kidnapped boss, wrapped in a ribbon.Show some love for Eddie with one of our favourite quotes: "Save the neck for me, Clark".
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Jolliest Bunch of A**holes T-Shirt
£19.99
If your family Christmas feels more like a test of your sanity than the season to be jolly, you can relate to Clark Griswold; who came out with this classic quote in what is one of the greatest Xmas movies ever: "When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Happy Trails Hans Christmas Slogan T-Shirt
£19.99
What better way could there be to celebrate the Christmas season than this tee which quotes the greatest Xmas movie of all time? Features John McClane's parting words to Hans Gruber - "Happy Trails, Hans".
Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
So This is Christmas and What Have you Done T-Shirt
£19.99
JL: "I got a new Christmas song I've written"
Record Company: "OK, what's it about?"
JL: "It's about having a happy Christmas and having fun and that"
RC: "Riiiight...."
JL: "It's got a school choir in it"
RC: "OK, what do they sing?"
JL "War is Over"
RC: "Aaand there it is"
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Simply Having Some Wonderful Christmas Wine T-Shirt
£19.99
Hahahaha! See what we did??
This one's for all you festive winos who can't wait to hit the Christmas wine this year :)
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Do They Know it's Xmas Time Christmas Slogan T-Shirt
£19.99
A slightly more thoughtful Christmas slogan here for those who like to consider the less fortunate during the holiday season.
Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This Place Reminds Me of Santa's Workshop T-Shirt
£19.99
Get some festive spirit with this Buddy the Elf quote tee that says "This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop... Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me."
Next thing you know you'll be putting sweets on your spaghetti and 'syrup' in your coffee :)
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Sleigh Bells Ring are you Listening T-Shirt
£19.99
If snow in the lane is glistening, then you really ought to be listening out for sleigh bells. Don't blame us if you get run over by Santa...You've been warned.
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
You Scumbag You Maggot Ringer T-Shirt
£19.99
What a delightful Christmas greeting!
If like many others your favourite Christmas song is this little cracker then this could be the shirt for you.
BTWif you dislike the line that follows this one, remember that Kirsty MacColl changed it to "You're cheap and you're haggard" for later performances, so let's all sing it that way from now on :)
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Xmas Your Arse Slogan T-Shirt
£19.99
"Happy Christmas your arse, I pray God it's our last" and with lines like that it's obvious why this is so many peoples favourite Xmas song!
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas T-Shirt
£19.99
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas! Well, that's your fault for putting your decorations up the day after Halloween :)
It'll look even more like Xmas after you don this festive tee!
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability Message
All 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas T-Shirt
£19.99
Even if you hate snow 364 days a year, everybody dreams of a white Christmas, right?Show some love for the white stuff at the festive time of year with this Xmas slogan t shirt.Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Four Main Food Groups Christmas Slogan T-Shirt
£19.99
Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you should let your diet go off the rails. Do what Buddy does and just stick to the four main food groups - Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corns and Syrup!
Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Driving Home for Christmas Christmas Slogan T-Shirt
£19.99
Are you driving home for Christmas? Can you wait to see those faces?Celebrate one of the best Xmas songs and the theme tune of various supermarket adverts with this!
Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
All I Want for Xmas is You Christmas Slogan T-Shirt
£19.99
If you don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing you need... This Xmas-tastic t-shirt!
Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
McClane Quote Party Welcoming Ringer T-Shirt
£19.99
If you're throwing a Christmas party this year then it can be tiresome having to welcome all those pesky guests one by one. Why not let this t-shirt do all the hard work for you, quoting the great John McClane: "Welcome to the Party, Pal."
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Don't Let the Bells End Christmas Slogan Classic T-Shirt
£19.99
Christmaaaas Tiiiime! Don't Let the Bells End!!! Show your festive spirit and your love of bells not ending with this :)
Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Walking in a Winter Wonderland T-Shirt
£19.99
Here's a tee for fans of conspiring by the fire and building a snowman they can pretend is Parson Brown. Yes, those are the words. Who was Parson Brown you ask? Well, that's what Google's for, I can't do everything for you.
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of ourChristmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
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Torch Forever Northern Soul T-Shirt
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Naked Cowboys T-Shirt As Worn By Sid Vicious
Recommended
Good quality tees. Quickly replaced one item (for a different size). All good.
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Hello Dave Fitted Womens T-Shirt
Fantastic
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Star Of David Womens T-Shirt As Worn By Siouxsie Sioux
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Design was as expected. Print came out really well and the T-shirt is really comfy. Really happy customer.
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...Warning To Others T-Shirt
Perfect present
My sister’s boyfriend who is a fan of Lord of the Rings and boxing was so chuffed with this T-shirt, he put it on straight away. Good quality and arrived very swiftly. Definitely recommend!
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