Anyone who wants their attire to make a statement has found the right place. Your t shirt can be a great way to promote your favourite stuff, but if you'd rather wear something more personal than that then this is the category for you. Want to raise some laughter? Try one of our awesome funny tees. Want to express your political beliefs? Not a problem. Maybe you would rather just offend everyone who sees you? We can help!
New slogan t-shirt from 8Ball featuring a one colour slightly distressed print with the slogan "Cool AF" in a pocket style print. Available in your choice of four colours.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This Kids t-shirt features a design inspired by the iconic poster from Stanley Kubrick's classic Vietnam movie 'Full Metal Jacket'. This version has crayons in the headband of the helmet instead of bullets, a football badge instead of a peace symbol and "Born to Play" instead of "Born to Kill" written on it. It also has multicoloured paint slatters instead of camoflage. This is a 100% cotton kids tee inspired by Full Metal Jacket. This is obviously not an official Full Metal Jacket product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This girls tshirt features a spoof of the famous Boots logo, instead saying "Boobs". What better way to advertise your assets than this Boobs tee? This is a classic fit 100% cotton girls Boobs T-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Ah, childhood memories. Like a warm blanket of nostalgia.
Your first bike, your first crush, your first creature that gestates inside a living human host and has concentrated acid for blood :)This design is licensed by the artist DinoMike and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Not only the world's crappiest supplier of military hardware but also the source ofthe majority of the planet's most despicable Supes, why wouldn't you want to support good old Vought American? This tee is a great way to show some love for Hughie, Billy, MM, Frenchie and The Female. Sustainable Clothing All 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Every year, on Halloween, the detectives of the 99th precinct compete with each other to pull off the best heist and to get the highly coveted prize. To be bestowed with the title of "Amazing Detective/Genius". Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Despite the name, if there's one Quidditch ball that isn't gone talk to the cops, it's the Golden Snitch. The Golden Snitch ain't never ratted on one of it's homies and it sure as hell ain't about to start now.
This design is licensed by the artist DinoMike and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
I imagine that if Vault-Tec were less interested in unethical human experimentation, and a little more interested in high stakes international heists, their mascot might be more like Junk-Boy.
This design is licensed by the artist Pigboom Kaboom and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This awesome T-Shirt depicts what star wars might look like in another dimension where unicorns were the dominant species. The design shows Unicorn Darth Vader and Unicorn Luke Skywalker locked in a fierce light-horn battle with the Death star II (It must be the second deathstar because Unicorn Luke is missing his right hand) in the background.
This design is licensed by the artist Branko Ricov and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
If you're sick of all the major political parties then why not vote for the Purge instead? Let's face it, things can't get any worse and it'd give you something to do with all those creepy masks you've been collecting...
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Seinfeld was not only a great show it also spawned numerous catchphrases that stick with us to this day. One of our favourites appears on this Seinfeld inspired t-shirt - "These pretzels are making me thirsty". Applicable in countless situations, the phrase basically means "I'm getting angry" or "This is irritating". So for instance imagine you had to add hundreds of products to a website using an extremely repetitive and dull process and someone asks "What's up with your face?" A good response would be "These pretzels are making me thirsty" :D
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This cool kids t-shirt will let everyone know that whatever happens, it wasn't the little brothers fault. After all, thats the only bonus about not being in charge! Has the slogan "I'm the little brother - so it wasn't my fault!", with a childlike drawing showing a little kid waving. This is a 100% cotton childs Im the little brother tshirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This ladies t-shirt has a rude word on it but you have to be fairly clever to get it! The text on the tee says 'Fluorine & Uranium & Carbon & Potassium' which if you take the first letter from each word almost makes a rude word. But fans of chemistry know that the chemical symbol for Fluorine is 'F', Uranium is 'U', Carbon is 'C' and Potassium is 'K'. Stick them all together and what do you get? Hur hur hur, filthy science.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This girls retro weather tshirt has the symbol for what must be our favourite two kinds of weather - sun and snow. We could all do without wind, rain etc but everybody loves the sun and the snow right? This is a girls classic fit 100% cotton retro weather T shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This t-shirt features an image of an intrepid orangutan who has travelled into space! Shows the brave ape wearing a pink space helmet who is smoking a celebratory cigar in space, complete with the Earth and stars in the background. This is a 100% cotton t-shirt for fans of space, monkeys or cigars (or all 3!).
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Here's a great one for all you pirate fans out there! Features an image of a skull wearing an eyepatch and a pirate hat, with crossed rusty cutlasses underneath and the slogan "Pirates Aarrgh Cool" in a jagged, broken font. What could be cooler than sailing the seven seas with a parrot on your shoulder looking to plunder some booty? This is a 100% cotton funny Pirates Argh Cool t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This childs t-shirt features the slogan "My other ride is a Unicorn" with an image of a Unicorn and stars. We've all seen the car stickers that say "My other car is a Porsche", but what better ride could there be than a Unicorn? This is a 100% cotton kids 'My other ride is a Unicorn' t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Who needs free hugs when you got free shrugs ladies lol! Oh yes this women's t-shirt design is inspired by the little guy with the Free Shrugs sign that I'm sure you would have all seen somewhere online at some point during your internet travels. This simple t-shirt design features 'Free Shrugs' home made style.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This Guy Fawkes tee is inspired by both the famous Keep Calm and Carry On posters, and also by the mask of V from V for Vendetta. We all know about how Guy Fawkes planned to blow up parliament all those years ago. A despicable plot perhaps but it did leave us with a pretty cool excuse to watch fireworks every year didn't it? This tee has the slogan 'Keep Calm and Blow Up Parliament' with an image of a Guy Fawkes mask at the top.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
OK so there's no beaches in London and palm trees are not exactly commonplace, but who cares? This great retro t-shirt features a distressed design which makes London look like a sunny beach holiday destination! If you live in our nation's capital city or if you are a Londoner living somewhere else then let everyone know you are London through and through with this 100% cotton City Sunsets London t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This is a black tee with the slogan "Best Husband in the Galaxy" with an image of a moon behind. If you're lucky enough to be married to the best guy in the galaxy then let him know by getting him one of these 100% cotton best husband in the galaxy t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Step right up... it's lucky dip time!
Just pick your size and then sit by your door and wait for your 5 new tees to arrive!
What will YOU get?? There's only one way to find out! This selection is a random lucky dip from across the 8Ball Movie range
For examples of what may be in the box click here.
The women's fitted tee is a snug fit tee, so the sizes start quite small, this is a fitted tee, so it hugs the body, for a looser fit then we would recommend the unisex tee, but if you like them snug - this is the style for you. A 100% cotton preshrunk jersey. It has a seamless twin needle collar, with taped neck and shoulders.
Returns:
We understand that we may not be able to get this right first time, so if you get any tees that you don't want, let us know and we will accept a return to swap, so long as the item is in its original condition. As this is a multipack, we cannot accept part returns for refund on this item. All refunds are issued on a return of the full package, otherwise, exchanges would be offered of like for like stock.
Size Guides
Unisex Tee:
SHIRT SIZE
CHEST SIZE (INCHES)
LENGTH (INCHES)
CHEST SIZE (CM)
LENGTH (CM)
Small
34-36
27
86-91
68
Medium
36-38
28
91-96
71
Large
40-42
29
101-106
73
XL
44-46
31
111-116
78
2XL
46-48
32
116-121
81
3XL
50-52
33
127-132
83
Women's Fitted Tee
SHIRT SIZE
CHEST SIZE (INCHES)
LENGTH (INCHES)
CHEST SIZE (CM)
LENGTH (CM)
6-8
30-32
24
76-81
61
8-10
32-34
25
81-83
63
10-12
34-36
26.5
86-91
67
12-14
36-38
27
91-96
68
14-16
38-40
27.5
96-101
70
16-18
42-44
28
102-112
71
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Explain why you're so quiet in your video conference with this tee that reads "(On Mute)".
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Sounds like a good idea, but wait...Let...Me...
Just...
Overthink...
This..................
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Why is Tokyo Zoo is so much more interesting than other zoos? Because of all the Kaiju of course!This funny DinoMike design imagines what a zoo full of Kaiju would look like and WE WANT TO GO THERE.This design is licensed by the artist DinoMike and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.