Oasis

How are Oasis still going? With the musical progressiveness of a tone deaf slug and the lyrical capacity of a dyslexic monkey they are still firmly and fondly lodged in the consciousness of the nation. There are a few reasons for this; one, we love Liam and Noel they hilarious and music is a livelier place with them. Second, they have written some of the best pub/football drunken chants/songs this side of ‘Posh Spice Takes it Up the Ar*se’ for a nation of boozing football fans. Third, they still sincerely or not tell us that they are ‘THE BEST BAND IN THE FOOKIN’ WORLD’ when they clearly aren’t, but that irresistible arrogant Manc charm wins us over every time and we pretend to believe them just so we can relive the glory days when they were. May Liam long continue to tell us how it really is…. "I don't give a f*ck for any f*cker. It's me who comes first." "I've been in for three days and three nights doing f*ck all watching Neighbours twice a day. I'm getting a thing for Helen f*cking Daniels and it's not healthy." "There's too many things going on to be doing cocaine... nappies to be changed, trainers to be bought, winks to be winked." "If I saw an alien I'd tell it to f*ck right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn't have the Beatles or any decent f*cking music. So they can f*ck right off, I ain't going nowhere with them."

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