Creationism Screw You Science Womens Fitted T-Shirt

If you have ever sat in a room full of people confidently getting things wrong and thought "screw you, science wins" — this one is for you. A sharp, unapologetic design for women who wear their love of logic on their sleeve, quite literally. It sits perfectly in the proud to be a geek corner of your wardrobe.

The base garment is a Gildan Softstyle fitted tee, built from 153gsm ringspun cotton and cotton blend jersey. Ringspun construction means the fibres are tighter and smoother, giving the fabric a noticeably soft hand feel and a flat, even surface that holds print detail cleanly. The semi-fitted silhouette and tapered side seams give it a shape that actually flatters, with cap sleeves and a feminine crew neckline that sit well whether you are out or at a desk.

• 153gsm ringspun cotton jersey: lightweight but substantial, soft against skin
• Semi-fitted, side-seamed cut: shaped without being tight, flattering on all frames
• Crew neckline with narrow rib collar: clean finish that sits neatly
• Taped neck and shoulders: added durability and comfort through wear and wash
• OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes: kinder to skin and to the environment
• Available in Light Pink and White: two clean, print-friendly colourways
• Sizes Small (6-8) to XXL (16-18): a solid range for an inclusive fit

This makes a genuinely thoughtful gift for any woman into science, scepticism, or funny womens tops that actually say something. Whether it is for a birthday or just a Tuesday, it is the kind of tee that gets worn rather than folded away.

Sustainability Message

All 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.