I Am The God Of Tits And Wine T-Shirt

If you know, you know. Tyrion Lannister's finest declaration deserves its place on a proper graphic tee, and this is exactly that. Whether you're rewatching the series for the third time or just living by his philosophy, this Game of Thrones t-shirt is a wearable tribute to one of the greatest statement lines in television history.

Built on a Gildan SoftStyle Ringspun blank, this is a solid base garment with a smooth, high-stitch-density fabric that takes DTG printing cleanly and holds up wash after wash. At 153gsm for coloured variants, it has genuine weight without feeling heavy — structured enough to sit well, soft enough to actually want to wear it. The taped neck and shoulders keep the shape, and the tear-out label keeps things clean.

• 153gsm ringspun cotton: real weight with a soft hand feel that gets better with wear
• Structured modern fit: sits well on the body without being boxy or oversized
• Crew neckline: seamless twin needle collar that holds its shape over time
• DTG print quality: high-stitch-density fabric gives the graphic sharp, clean definition
• OEKO-TEX certified dyes: low-impact production you can actually feel good about
• Available in black and white: two clean colourways to suit your preference
• Sizes S to 3XL: a proper inclusive size range for everyone

A genuine gift option for any fan of the show, or anyone who leans hard into their statement t-shirts. Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, or just treating yourself to something worth wearing.

Sustainability Message

All 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.