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Jay Z’s Got 99 Problems But A Film Ain’t One

by 8Ball T Shirts August 12, 2016 0 Comments

Jay Z’s Got 99 Problems But A Film Ain’t One

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Guys, recently we’ve noticed that everyone’s favourite N word in Paris has been having a tough time of things. He keeps getting himself into issues and predicaments, problems some people would call them. It looks as though the poor guy has had quite the hard knock life as he has never seen a decent movie in his life. Issues like this would be like dirt off the shoulder for most people but these problems that Jay has been having, 99 of them to be exact, may make him lose his empire state of mind.

So to help him out we hacked into his phone and Internet history to show you just what Mr Z has been up to. Let’s just say that once we’re through with him Jay will have 99 problems but a film won’t be one. (Hit me)

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THE KISS DIDN'T GO TO PLAN...

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10. HE CHOSE POORLY...

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12. HE FORGOT TO LEAVE HIS HAT ON AND LITTLE JAY HAS MADE AN APPEARANCE...

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20. HE READ BRIDGET JONES' DIARY AND NOW FEELS GUILTY...

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24. HE IS BEING HUNTED DOWN BY ANTON CHIGURH

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26. #ZOMBIEWORLDPROBLEMS

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95.  HE COULDN'T REMEMBER HIS FRIEND SARAH CONNOR'S TELEPHONE NUMBER, CHECKED THE DIRECTORY AND NOW NO ONE IS PICKING UP…

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END OF PROBLEMS – DONT GIVE JAY ANY MORE ISSUES HE CANT HANDLE IT

Let us know if you can think of any more movie problems that Jay could have or let us know if you can get all 99 references! Leave us a comment below or get in touch on Facebook, Twitteror Instagram. Don’t forget we’re on Snapchat too! the8balltees add us, lets be friends.

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