The Lazy Man’s Guide To Halloween Fancy Dressing

Do you love Halloween? Do you love the scares, love a good party but hate the thought of having to dress up again. Your friends are sick of your sheet over the head and call it a ghost costume and once again you are stuck for original ideas but don’t want to/have time to make an effort. Don’t worry not so fancy dresser 8Ball is here. We have a range of lazy fancy dress ideas that meet the fancy dress criteria for any party you plan to attend.

So whether you’ve been invited to a fancy dress party last minute or have simply been telling yourself that you’ll ‘sort it tomorrow’ for weeks, we have a great selection of t-shirts for ridiculously fuss-free fancy dress for the lazy fancy dresser… you can thank us later.

Value T-Shirt

"Value t-shirt - with funny slogan - quality guaranteed". Keep up to date with the biggest scandal of the last year, the plastic bag charges. Plastic bags may be 5p now but you will be worth so much more in our Tesco value brand tee.

Costume Not Found

Here's a great alternative to the standard zombies and monsters which most people dress up as on Halloween! This great t shirt features a design based on the screen you see when you look for something on the internet that can't be found (404 for you net-savvy folks out there). The text reads: "The costume cannot be found. The costume you are looking for might have been removed, or this person may have been too damn lazy to get one. Please try the following - Search for someone who did wear a costume - Go back to the bar and buy me a drink. 404 - Costume not found."

Lazy Ghost Costume

If you are in need of a lazy Halloween costume then look no further than the laziest of all of the lazy costumes. Our Lazy Ghost Costume is perfect for those of you who are sick of cutting eye holes into your bed sheets.

“I’m Dressed As A Fat Guy”

Here's the perfect Halloween Costume for all you gentlemen sporting an early case of the festive plumpness! Sidestep having to actually go to the effort of dressing up as a zombie, superhero etc. and just go to the party as a fat guy! People will think this is hilarious and you won't have to dress up. Result.

“This IS My Halloween Costume”

Brilliantly simple, the slogan on this tee says it all: "This is my Halloween costume". Nobody can complain that you didn't wear a costume because as the t shirt clearly states, it IS your costume! This one could save you the hassle of deciding what to wear and going to the effort of getting dressed up for years to come!

Cheap Ninja Costume

Ninjas are the coolest guys. Fact. Everyone wants to be a ninja or likes to try out their ninja like reflexes and abilities on a day to day basis. This is an 8Ball tee that does exactly what it says on the tin. This my friends is a cheap ninja costume, a costume with maximum laughs but zero effort. You're welcome 8ballers…