Calm Down Lynn T-Shirt
£19.99
Calm down Lynn! You're suffering from minor women's whiplash! Styled after the famous 'Keep Calm and Carry On' design, this tee instead remembers the scene in which Alan has a minor accident with Lynn in hisRover.Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
80s Cartoon Christmas T-Shirt
£19.99
£24.99
Get into the Christmas spirit and show some love for those amazing Saturday morning cartoon shows from the 80's with this great design from independent artist Top Notchy.This design is licensed by the artist Top Notchy and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Grunge Put on a Happy Face T-Shirt
£19.99
Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?As the saying goes, if you can't beat them, join them!
Put on a happy face with this tee featuring Mr. J's new catchphrase, with a hint of his famous clown makeup coming through the design.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Worrying Works T-Shirt
£19.99
For anyone who says that there's no point in worrying about things, check out these statistics:Over 90% of the things I have spent time worrying about never actually happened.
Ergo: Worrying works!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Self Isolating? No I Just Hate People T-Shirt
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Just because you are staying all by yourself and keeping the world shut out, it doesn't mean that you're self-isolating.
Maybe you just hate the outside world!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Biohazard I Have the Sniffles T-Shirt
£19.99
Got a bit of a cough? The sneezes maybe?
INFECTED!!!
Do the right thing and let everyone know you are tainted and they should stay away with this!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
She Turned Me Into a Newt T-Shirt
£19.99
How do you know when someone's a witch?Well, it's a fairly clear indication when they turn you into a newt, even if you do subsequently get better.Remember though, if some naysayers challenge you on the whole witch thing you could always just see if she weighs the same as a duck...
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Winter is Ruined T-Shirt
£19.99
Build up, build up, build up.
Build up. Build up; build up. Build up.
Build up build up...
DISAPPOINTMENT!
If this sums up your feelings as it does for many, then this 'Winter is ruined' t-shirt could be for you :)
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Snakehole Lounge Womens T-Shirt
£22.99
The Snakehole Lounge is "Pawnee's Sickest Nightclub". So if you're ever in town why not come hang out and try a Haverford Boilermaker, or proprietor Tom Haverford's high end new drink, Snakejuice. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Ralph's Edible Paste Fitted Womens T-Shirt
£22.99
Ralph Wiggum, the son of police Chief Wiggum, is many things, but smart is not one of them. Ralph can commonly be found eating things he really shouldn't be, like paste. Luckily there's now all new Ralph's Edible Paste, just as sticky as the regular stuff but much less poisonous!
This design is licensed by the artist Pigboom Kaboom and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Female Time Lord Symbol T-Shirt
£19.99
The Doctor is a woman!!!!!! This tee is a great way to show some subtle love for the 13th Doctor featuring our original design that mixes a Gallifreyan Timelord symbol with the symbol of the female gender! This is not official merch.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Why You Delete Cookies Kids T-Shirt
£18.99
Why You Delete Cookies - Kids Funny T Shirt
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Pugs Spoof Womens T-Shirt
£22.99
Spoofing everyone's favourite shark attack movie, Jaws with an adorable looking pup replacing the terrifying Great White Shark, this new pug design proves that it's just about safe to go back into the water. This fitted cut womens t-shirt is printed to order in-house at 8Ball and is usually dispatched within 24 to 48 hours from placing your order. UK orders are sent out as first class items whilst international orders are posted as Priority AirMail. Inspired by the hit show Jessica Jones and based on the detective agency where the main character works. Please refer to the size guides for more information on fit and measurements, although we do offer a no-hassle 30 days returns period for all orders.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Nerd Geek Science Never Trust An Atom T-Shirt for Women
£22.99
This fab science based women's t-shirt features the clever slogan 'Never trust an atom, they make up everything' in a distressed style hand drawn font with a little atom character making the o in atom. This is a great t-shirt for any fun humorous person that likes a laugh.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Merry Kissmyass T-Shirt
from £19.99
This funny Christmas t-shirt features the slogan "Merry Kissmyass", with two Christmas bell motifs. If you're not particularly a fan of the festive season, or if you just like insulting people who read your t-shirt, this one is for you! This is a 100% cotton funny Xmas Tshirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Men's Funny I Want To Spam Your Inbox T-Shirt
£19.99
Let everyone know that you'd love to spam their inbox with this funny t shirt! Has a distressed print of the text which usually would seem innocent but in the context of a t-shirt slogan sounds pretty rude!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Know Your Zombies Men's T-Shirt
£19.99
With this awesome t-shirt you'll never have trouble classifying zombies again. This tee shows an illustration of each of the four main kinds of zombie, along with an explanation of each. The text reads: "Know Your Zombies - Classic: Shambling, slow and relatively easy to kill. Don't underestimate these guys though, they want to eat your brain and are very dangerous in numbers. Rage Virus: Similar to the Classic but faster and angrier. Forget the slow moaning march towards you, these nasties will run at you screaming, desperate to infect you. Bioweapon: Relentless, unstoppable and utterly deadly, this badass is armed to the teeth and lives only to hunt you down. There is only one tactic when this guy's around: RUN. Thriller: The Thriller zombies crawl out of the grave to 'terrorize your neighbourhood', which they do by performing large and perfectly choreographed dance routines. Hee Hee! Please note this is a funny tee, not official merchandise of any kind.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
I Love Uranus T-Shirt
£19.99
Buy Funny T-Shirts at 8Ball. I Love Uranus T-Shirt. Features a distressed, vintage-look print of the planet Uranus (yes! it does have rings around it!) with the slogan "I love Uranus". Well who doesn't? When it comes to heavenly bodies I love Uranus. etc etc. 100% cotton funny t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Future Guitar Hero Childrens T-Shirt
£18.99
This children's t-shirt features a design inspired by the Guitar Hero video games. Instead here the text reads "Future Guitar Hero" with an image of a guitar next to it. This is a great tee for all those budding rock stars out there so that everone will know that they are going to be a guitar hero when they grow up! This is a 100% cotton Guitar Hero homage kids tee. 100% unofficial.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Funny You Like Bacon Childrens T-Shirt
£18.99
Bacon kid's t-shirt at 8Ball. There's no middle ground here, you either like bacon or you are wrong. Bacon: salty, savoury, streaky, breakfasty, porky, calorific goodness. Whats not to like? We felt so strongly about the cause that it is bacon we had to make a tshirt to make a stand.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Evolution Balloons T-Shirt
£19.99
This graphic artist t-shirt features a stencil grafitti style design showing the familiar evolution of man diagram from an ape to a modern day man, except that here each stage of the evolution has a balloon on a string, which has been let go by the modern man. This is a 100% cotton street art style t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Disgruntled Employee Of The Month T-Shirt
£19.99
Buy Funny & Slogan T-Shirts at 8Ball. Disgruntled Employee Of The Month T-Shirt. White T-Shirt with two colour screen print.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Dance Contest Winner T-Shirt
£19.99
This retro tee is a replica of a vintage style T-shirt back in the 70s. Its a red pre shrunk cotton tee with contrast arm and neck cuffs, and a red print. Get ready to bust some moves on the dance floor!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Christmas Men's OCD Obsessive Christmas Disorder T-Shirt
from £19.99
This funny festive Christmas men's t-shirt features the slogan 'I've got O.C.D Obsessive Christmas Disorder' in think bold red, green font, there is a tree decoration making the O in O.C.D giving the t-shirt that extra seasonal festive feel.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Chaos Panic Fear My Work Here Is Done T-Shirt
£19.99
Buy Funny T-Shirts at 8Ball. Chaos, Panic, Fear, My Work Here Is Done T-Shirt. 100% cotton T-Shirt with one colour print.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Let customers speak for us
Good quality fast delivery my partner loves it
samantha
I Am Currently Away From My Computer T-Shirt
Looks and fits great will be buying more for you guys again!
Skye
Steven Rhodes Tag You're It T-Shirt
Very simple process, good quality product all gone smoothly.
Highly recommend 8ball!
ANDREW
Sounds T-Shirt As Worn By Kurt Cobain
Bought as gift so can only say looks true to size good quality and print as shown
Elizabeth
None Shall Pass Black Knight T-Shirt
Fits almost perfect
But the arm length I had to make shorter .
All in all nice top
Scott
I'm Number 1 Long Sleeve T-Shirt As Worn By Fat Boy Slim
Amazing quality and fits well, whereas so many other t-shirt companies don't.
Zak
Don't Panic Hitcher T-Shirt
