Jolliest Bunch of A**holes T-Shirt
£19.99
If your family Christmas feels more like a test of your sanity than the season to be jolly, you can relate to Clark Griswold; who came out with this classic quote in what is one of the greatest Xmas movies ever: "When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Be With You Everywhere Lyric Quote T-Shirt
£19.99
Distressed print of the lyrical quote: "I want to be with you everywhere".
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Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Killer Queen Lyric Quote T-Shirt
£19.99
Distressed print of the lyrical quote: "Killer Queen".Please note this is not official merchandise.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Some Mighty Say Lyric Quote T-Shirt
£19.99
Distressed print of the lyrical quote: "Some Mighty Say".Please note this is not official merchandise.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Codename Stardust Hoodie
£34.99
Stolen during the Battle of Scarif by the Rogue One squad at the cost of heavy Rebel losses, the remaining copy of these blueprints was transmitted to Princess Leia Organa's starship and into the hands of members of the Rebel Alliance, stationed aboard the Tantive IV.
"If the Rebels have obtained a complete technical readout of this station it is possible, however unlikely, that they might find a weakness, and exploit it."
Hoodiefeaturing the Death Star schematic plans and vulnerability
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Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
I Have You Now Hoodie
£34.99
What you see when you are chasing your son down the meridian trench, trying to prevent him from being guided by his mentor in blasting a proton torpedo down the only damn weakness in this fully operational battle station, shortly before getting spun into space by the ricochet from an exploding TIE fighter.
100% cotton tshirtfeaturing a digitalprint of the Sith Lord's final view.
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Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Impbrau Small But Strong T-Shirt
£19.99
Sometimes the strongest things come in small packages!
This original design shows what Tyrion Lannister's own personal brand of beer could look like. The label shows everybody's favourite imp, along with the text "Impbrau - Small But Strong - 25cl - 22% Vol". He may be the god of tits and wine but he also brews a pretty mean beer!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Damn Good Thrashing Fitted Womens T-Shirt
£22.99
Basil may have lost his cool a little bit with his Austin when it broke down, and sure it may have been a bit of an over-reaction to give it a damn good thrashing. But in Basil's defence, he had laid it on the line for it time and time again. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Friendface T-Shirt for Women
£22.99
Friendface works along the same principle as a cold or plague, but it's not disgusting germs that Friendface spreads, it's friendship! Join up to Friendface today and you can reconnect with old friends, make new ones and even play a game of scrabble! Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Everybody Loves Marshmallows DinoMike T-Shirt for Women
£22.99
£24.99
When the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man began terrorising New York city he got very lucky that Godzilla wasn't hanging out in the bay at the time. A giant marshmallow can only go on a rampage if there's nothing out there big enough to eat it, and not only is Godzilla big enough, he also has handy atomic breath for toasting his marshmallows!
This design is licensed by the artist DinoMike and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Survival of the Fittest Martial Arts Evolution T-Shirt
£19.99
Mankind has come a long way. From our roots in the trees as apes we have developed into the humans we know today, but that’s not the end of the story. A human being isn’t fully evolved until they learn some kind of martial art! If you’re a martial artist then show everyone you are the pinnacle of evolution with this funny t-shirt showing the last figure in the evolution diagram doing a high kick.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Welcome To The Party Pal Womens Style T-Shirt
£22.99
A brand new addition to 8Ball's huge range of knitted style Christmas t-shirts this is a great tee for any fan of Die Hard, probably the most un-Christmassy Christmas movie. Featuring the slogan 'Welcome to the Party Pal!' as said by Bruce Willis' John McClane during the film this design is finished off in a knitted style pattern with star shapes to give the whole tee a dodgy Christmas jumper vibe. Printed using the latest in DTG technology at 8Ball on fitted style women's t-shirts.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Happy Christmas Your Ar*E Womens T-Shirt
£22.99
Nothing sums up the feeling of being locked in, overfed and over drinking with the family over Christmas like the Fairytale of New York. This brand new t-shirt features the classic line from the song 'Happy Christmas Your Arse' in a one colour slogan print. Printed using the latest in DTG technology at 8Ball on fitted style women's t-shirts and a perfect gift for Christmas.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Veggie Dinosaur Kids T-Shirt
£18.99
Here's the perfect shirt for all those junior vegetarians out there. What better way could there be to remind people that veggies can be big and strong too than by showing them one of the mightiest of all vegetarians - the Diplodocus! This is a 100% cotton children's t-shirt for vegetarian kids.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Sloth Chill T-Shirt
£19.99
This illustrated Sloth t-shirt gives us an example of how we should all be living, and how we all need to 'Chill'. Life sure can get stressful, but not for this little guy, for this Sloth its just a way of life, and if you moved as slow as a sloth and lived in trees then I guess you'd be banging some tunes out relaxing all day. This tee features a sloth with a giant ghetto blaster on his shoulder. This is designed by 8ball
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Shes With Me T-Shirt
£19.99
This t-shirt features a retro-distressed, faded-look print of the slogan "She's with me" with an image of a hand pointing to the right. Pair this with a "She's with me" t-shirt for a matching set for you and your missus! 100% cotton She's with me t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Never Too Late To Start Wasting Life T-Shirt
£19.99
Buy Funny T-Shirts at 8Ball. Its never too late to start wasting your life T-Shirt. Black T-Shirt with one colour transfer print.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Knitted Jumper Style Bah Humbug Womens Fitted T-Shirt
£22.99
Sick of all the rubbish that goes hand in hand with Christmas but still feel like celebrating it in your own way? Why not get yourself one of these awesome ladies t shirts which have a design that looks like a knitted pattern just like a retro Xmas jumper? The difference here is that this 'knitting pattern' features the text "Bah Humbug" within it! This is the perfect way to let people know how you feel about Christmas and raise some laughs at the same time.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Knife Fork And Skull T-Shirt
£19.99
This graphic t-shirt from our own 8ball productions range has a twist on the old classic skull and bones motif, instead featuring a skull with a knife and fork crossed beneath it. This tee has a retro-look, distressed print for a worn-in look. 100% cotton Skull, Knife and fork t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Are We There Yet Kids T-Shirt
£18.99
This funny kids t-shirt features the slogan "Are we there yet?" As every parent who has ever took their kid on anything more than a 10 minute journey will know, this is a phrase you hear rather a lot! This is a 100% cotton funny kids slogan T shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Our Family Rocks Kids T-Shirt
£18.99
This kids t-shirt features the slogan 'Our family rocks!' with an image of a hand making the international sign of rock. Perfect for all those kids whose parents haven't forgotten how to rock! This is a 100% cotton kids t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Internet Based Slogan Men's User Upgrade T-Shirt
£19.99
This t-shirt is simple and to the point, what do we do when we feel like we need an upgrade? We get a user upgrade t-shirt from 8ball. This design has 'I Need a User Upgrade' written in the center of the t-shirt, it's a great tee for computer I'T tech people wanting an upgrade.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
I'm A Lover Not A Fighter Funny T-Shirt
£19.99
Can't we all just get along? While idiots all over the world waste their time fighting and killing each other, the rest of us can get on with what really matters - making sweet, sweet lurrrrrve. This cool funny t-shirt features a great two colour graphic that will let everyone know that you are a lover, not a fighter. Unless they like it rough that is!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Grandpa Knows Everything Kids T-Shirt
£18.99
This kids tee features the slogan "Dad knows a lot, but Grandpa knows everything". When you get to be Grandpa's age, you know just about all there is to know and now your little one will be able to remind eveyone of that with this great t-shirt! Or if you are a Grandpa yourself then what better present could there be for your grandchild than one that reminds everyone how clever you are! This is a 100% cotton kids tee.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Brothers Rule T-Shirt
£19.99
This kids t-shirt is perfect for all those kids out there whose best friend is their brother! Has an image of a big brother and a little brother giving each other a high five, drawn in a childlike style. Also has the slogan "Brothers Rule" underneath and small text saying "Big Bro" and "Lil' Bro", with arrows pointing to the figures. This is a 100% cotton brothers rule t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
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Good quality fast delivery my partner loves it
samantha
I Am Currently Away From My Computer T-Shirt
Looks and fits great will be buying more for you guys again!
Skye
Steven Rhodes Tag You're It T-Shirt
Very simple process, good quality product all gone smoothly.
Highly recommend 8ball!
ANDREW
Sounds T-Shirt As Worn By Kurt Cobain
Bought as gift so can only say looks true to size good quality and print as shown
Elizabeth
None Shall Pass Black Knight T-Shirt
Fits almost perfect
But the arm length I had to make shorter .
All in all nice top
Scott
I'm Number 1 Long Sleeve T-Shirt As Worn By Fat Boy Slim
Amazing quality and fits well, whereas so many other t-shirt companies don't.
Zak
Don't Panic Hitcher T-Shirt
