Get straight to the point with an awesome 8Ball slogan t shirt. A t-shirt and some text is a deceptively simple combination but make no mistake it can be a powerful one!
Here you’ll find everything from slogan tees inspired by your favourite movies to funny slogan t shirts that will split your sides to slogan tops that send a clear message. Whatever you want your statement t shirt to say about you, you will find only the best slogan t shirts here.
Our clothing slogans are designed to get you noticed. Whether you pick one of our best-selling funny t shirt quotes or a simple long sleeve slogan top featuring a line from your favourite movie, our slogan tees are the best in the business.
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This funny t-shirt features the slogan "I have the body of a god". Underneath is an image of a fat Buddha statue, with the text "(shame its Buddha)" underneath. A great tshirt to remind eveyone that just cos you may have a bit more meat on your bones it doesn't mean you don't have a divine body! This is a 100% cotton Body of a god shame its Buddha t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
If you're a PHP programmer then we don't need to explain the joke on this t-shirt for you. If you don't understand PHP then this tee is not for you! Wear this tee to identify yourself to other PHP peeps and to maybe bag yourself a free beer!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This great t-shirt is for all you atheists out there! Religion is a bit like science isn't it? Well, a little bit anyway. A tiny bit. Actually, religion is like science, but for idiots! This tee has an image of a crucifix with an atom wrapped around it, with the slogan "Religion: Like science, but for idiots". Short and to the point, but you can't argue with its logic! This is a 100% cotton t shirt, probably not one to go to church in.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
As worn by The Sunday Night Project's Justin Lee Collins! This Rick Astley t-shirt features an image of 80's pop star Rick Astley who has become the star of the internet sensation "Rickrolling" which tricked an estimated 25 million people into watching the video for his single "Never gonna give you up". Has the slogan "I roll with Rick". This is a 100% cotton Rick Astley t-shirt as worn by JLC.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This funny t-shirt features a faded-effect print of Jesus, with the slogan "Jesus is coming - hide the porn" around it. Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt him... This is a 100% cotton Jesus is coming hide the porn t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This is a periodic classic science, nerd based women's t-shirt with a truly awesome design in the original periodic table style, we have O for Oxygen and Mg for Magnesium, together making OMG, a funny spoof based design here at 8ball.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Inspired by the latest video to take the internet by storm, this t-shirt features cute images of a dog saying "woof", a cat saying "meow", a bird saying "tweet", a mouse saying "squeak" and then an image of a fox with a speech bubble that just says "?" What does the fox say? Ringerdingerdingerding apparently!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
It's an inescapable fact that everyone has to go eventually. But that doesn't mean Timmy and Death can't have a nice cup of Tea and a chat until it's time for Death to go home.
This design is licensed by the artist Steven Rhodes and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported.
Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
There are few characters more badass than Ash from the Evil Dead series. I mean he's a wisecracking dude with a chainsaw for a hand. This T-Shirt features the quote, from Ash in the cult movie Army of Darkness, "Hail to the King Baby". Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Distressed print of the lyrical quote: "Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?".Please note this is not official merchandise.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Big Al says that dogs can't look up. And he was right about the rifle being real, right? Nonetheless, Shaun isn't having it. Even when he realises that Big Al was right about the rifle, and even faced with the zombie apocalypse, he still utters the famous line... "Alright, but dogs CAN look up!".Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
No face is complete without a beard, well, nearly... If you are looking for a gift for your beardy dad whether that is a father's day gift or just a present for being an awesome beardy man then this is the perfect tee. Printed using high tech DTG printing methods, we make your t-shirt to order and ensure that it has the highest quality print that will stand the test of time.All UK orders are shipped as a Royal Mail First Class which has a 1-3 day delivery guide and EU/International orders are shipped as a Priority Airmail service.Please see our size guide for reference, if this is a gift then we always recommend looking at a shirt that you know fits as a reference point for sizing, though for peace of mind we offer a hassle free 30 day returns policy so that you can buy with confidence and all returns whether they are for exchanges or refunds are handled as a priority.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This is a t-shirt for people who love a White Russian. Famously enjoyed by The Dude from The Big Lebowski, a White Russian is a beautiful thing and this tee pays homage to it while at the same time reminding you and others of the constituent parts of the drink! The ingredients "Rocks, Milk, Vodka and Kahlua" are arranged to make the shape of a White Russian in a glass. Show some love for The Dude's (and possibly your own) favourite cocktail with this 100% cotton White Russian Cocktail t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Show everyone how much you love Manchester with this funny spoof souvenir t shirt. Although the design looks as though you bought it on holiday somewhere, it has a Manchester logo instead! The print has a distressed effect to make it even more retro. This is a 100% cotton City Sunsets Manchester t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Here's one for everyone who loves Leeds! Just because Leeds is not known for its sunny beaches, why not have a tee that makes Leeds look like a glamourous holiday destination with this funny retro holiday-style Leeds tee? Features a distressed print of a sunset and palm trees and a retro Leeds logo. 100% cotton City Sunsets Leeds t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This is one of those t-shirt designs which you have to read twice! Features a diagram of every physicists favourite new invention - the Large Hadron Collider, with the slogan 'Particle Physics gives me a Hadron". Yes folks, that word was HADRON, not the word that you were thinking of! If the excitement of the LHC gives you a certain stirring then this is the t-shirt for you!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This fathers day gift idea t-shirt is inspired by the Big Lebowski, showing that just like the Dude, the Dad abides. This is a 100% cotton tshirt for laid-back dads.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This Goodfather tshirt is inspired by the classic movie poster for The Godfather, featuring the slogan 'The Goodfather', and a baby mobile motif spoofing the puppet strings logo from the poster. Show you have what it takes to look after your 'family'. This is a 100% cotton fathers day present t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This funny kids tshirt features the slogan "I'm gonna be a rock star - and make mummy and daddy rich." Also has an image of a guitar with a cute skull and crossbones within a star motif. Are you hoping your little one is going to be the next Slash/Axl/Dimebag/Siouxsie Sioux/etc? (And make you rich?) This is the tee for them! This is a 100% cotton kids funny T shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This funny kids tee features a childs drawing of a house, with the slogan "I still live with my parents" written inside it. If you've got a little sponger living with you who still hasn't moved out to make their own way in the world yet, despite being out of nappies, then this is the one for them! 100% cotton I still live with my parents t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Everything was better back in the old days. We had better movies, TV shows and somehow got by without mobile phones and social networking. Not only that but we had 9 planets! This funny ladies t-shirt has an image of the solar system as it used to be, complete with good old Pluto. But now poor Pluto is no longer considered a planet, it has been crossed off. Has the text "Back in my day we had 9 planets". Show some love for good old Pluto with this!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Since the first fish crawled from the sea evolution has had but one goal. We evolved from fish to apes to humans to William Webb Ellis cheating at football and creating the greatest game the world has ever seen! This t-shirt shows the famous evolution silhouettes, except the last step is three ruby players catching the line out! Show some love for rugby with this cool t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
After 12 times out as a chap, the Doctor finally became a woman at the 13th attempt! To celebrate this iconic role being played by a woman for the first time we present to you this design that mixes the symbol of the female gender with a Gallifreyan Timelord symbol! Not an official product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
I can't imagine a single worse way to destroy someone's childhood than giving them a doll which holds the soul of a serial killer. This T-Shirt features the famous quote from Chucky "Wanna Play?". Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This T-Shirt is inspired by Donnie Darko and features the number Donnie wakes up and finds on his arm after sleepwalking, which turn out to be a countdown to the end of the world. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.