Offensive Rude T-Shirts for Adults (5)

This funny Happy Ending Massage Parlour tshirt features a distressed, washed out print for a super retro effect. Has a logo for the "Happy Ending Massage Parlour" along with an image of a Chinese-style building and the slogans "We love you long time" and "Professional girls for professional gentlemen". This is a retro look 100% cotton funny t-shirt. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This Funny t-shirt features a spoof of the Boots chemists logo, instead saying "Boobs". Declare your support for arguably God's greatest creations with this Boobs Tshirt. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This t-shirt features the slogan "Do not give this man drugs" in a distressed font. If you are the kind of person who really shouldn't take any illegal substances (so that's everybody right?) then warn everyone around you that its really not a good idea to give you any! This is a 100% cotton charcoal t shirt. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This girls tshirt features a spoof of the famous Boots logo, instead saying "Boobs". What better way to advertise your assets than this Boobs tee? This is a classic fit 100% cotton girls Boobs T-shirt. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This ladies t-shirt has a rude word on it but you have to be fairly clever to get it! The text on the tee says 'Fluorine & Uranium & Carbon & Potassium' which if you take the first letter from each word almost makes a rude word. But fans of chemistry know that the chemical symbol for Fluorine is 'F', Uranium is 'U', Carbon is 'C' and Potassium is 'K'. Stick them all together and what do you get? Hur hur hur, filthy science. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.