We all have a geek inside us. Some of us are proud geeks who love comic book conventions and dressing up as our favourite characters, others are hidden geeks with secret collections of unopened Star Wars figures lining their bedroom wall shelves. But we say, embrace your inner geek and unleash your quirky eccentricities. If the world loves the likes of Sheldon and Howard, why wouldn’t they love you?
Whether you are a sci-fi fanatic, a hardcore gamer, or a TBBT devotee, we have the perfect geek clothing for you. From funny computer shirts that only your fellow techies will understand to the latest Doctor Who t shirt that guarantees to impress any budding timelord to gaming tees with a difference, here at 8Ball, we offer something for everyone. Unleash your inner geek with a t-shirt that speaks volumes of your passion.
Don’t consider yourself a geek but love a bit of nostalgia instead? We’ve got you covered too with our signature collection of cult movie tees, 80s & 90s inspired t-shirts, classic British comedy merch and even retro gaming tees. Look and feel the part in no time with our geek t-shirts.
Can’t find what you are looking for? Fear not. Our team of talented designers are constantly on the lookout for new images and ideas for our funny computer geek shirts and welcome feedback from our fellow geeks. So if you can’t see what you want, let us know and we can work our magic.
And don’t forget, you can always create your own custom design with one of our personalised t-shirts that guarantee a truly unique item that will be the envy of all your friends. This could be the perfect gift for the geek in your life and really allow them to show off to their friends.
This funny t-shirt features a faded-effect print of Jesus, with the slogan "Jesus is coming - hide the porn" around it. Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt him... This is a 100% cotton Jesus is coming hide the porn t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Inspired by the latest video to take the internet by storm, this t-shirt features cute images of a dog saying "woof", a cat saying "meow", a bird saying "tweet", a mouse saying "squeak" and then an image of a fox with a speech bubble that just says "?" What does the fox say? Ringerdingerdingerding apparently!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
It's an inescapable fact that everyone has to go eventually. But that doesn't mean Timmy and Death can't have a nice cup of Tea and a chat until it's time for Death to go home.
This design is licensed by the artist Steven Rhodes and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported.
Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
There are few characters more badass than Ash from the Evil Dead series. I mean he's a wisecracking dude with a chainsaw for a hand. This T-Shirt features the quote, from Ash in the cult movie Army of Darkness, "Hail to the King Baby". Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Big Al says that dogs can't look up. And he was right about the rifle being real, right? Nonetheless, Shaun isn't having it. Even when he realises that Big Al was right about the rifle, and even faced with the zombie apocalypse, he still utters the famous line... "Alright, but dogs CAN look up!".Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Distressed print of the lyrical quote: "Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?".Please note this is not official merchandise.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This is a periodic classic science, nerd based women's t-shirt with a truly awesome design in the original periodic table style, we have O for Oxygen and Mg for Magnesium, together making OMG, a funny spoof based design here at 8ball.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Inspired by the CW's hit series Arrow, based on the DC Comics character Green Arrow, this t-shirt is our take on the Palmer Technologies logo which is revealed after Ray Palmer takes over Queen Consolidated from Arrow himself, Oliver Queen. This one colour print features the 'P' with atom ring logo (a nod to the alter-ego that Ray Palmer will eventually undertake) and Palmer Technologies underneath. This men's Palmer Technologies t-shirt is perfect for fans of the Arrow series or anyone who has a love of DC Comics. New to our range of television inspired designs which all fall under our TeeVee tees brand.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This great t-shirt is for all you atheists out there! Religion is a bit like science isn't it? Well, a little bit anyway. A tiny bit. Actually, religion is like science, but for idiots! This tee has an image of a crucifix with an atom wrapped around it, with the slogan "Religion: Like science, but for idiots". Short and to the point, but you can't argue with its logic! This is a 100% cotton t shirt, probably not one to go to church in.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
If you're a PHP programmer then we don't need to explain the joke on this t-shirt for you. If you don't understand PHP then this tee is not for you! Wear this tee to identify yourself to other PHP peeps and to maybe bag yourself a free beer!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This fathers day gift idea t-shirt is inspired by the Big Lebowski, showing that just like the Dude, the Dad abides. This is a 100% cotton tshirt for laid-back dads.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This Goodfather tshirt is inspired by the classic movie poster for The Godfather, featuring the slogan 'The Goodfather', and a baby mobile motif spoofing the puppet strings logo from the poster. Show you have what it takes to look after your 'family'. This is a 100% cotton fathers day present t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This funny kids tshirt features the slogan "I'm gonna be a rock star - and make mummy and daddy rich." Also has an image of a guitar with a cute skull and crossbones within a star motif. Are you hoping your little one is going to be the next Slash/Axl/Dimebag/Siouxsie Sioux/etc? (And make you rich?) This is the tee for them! This is a 100% cotton kids funny T shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This funny kids tee features a childs drawing of a house, with the slogan "I still live with my parents" written inside it. If you've got a little sponger living with you who still hasn't moved out to make their own way in the world yet, despite being out of nappies, then this is the one for them! 100% cotton I still live with my parents t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Full English t shirt. Let everyone know what you want for breakfast with this t-shirt with white print. Eggs, bacon, sausage... the works!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Everything was better back in the old days. We had better movies, TV shows and somehow got by without mobile phones and social networking. Not only that but we had 9 planets! This funny ladies t-shirt has an image of the solar system as it used to be, complete with good old Pluto. But now poor Pluto is no longer considered a planet, it has been crossed off. Has the text "Back in my day we had 9 planets". Show some love for good old Pluto with this!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Since the first fish crawled from the sea evolution has had but one goal. We evolved from fish to apes to humans to William Webb Ellis cheating at football and creating the greatest game the world has ever seen! This t-shirt shows the famous evolution silhouettes, except the last step is three ruby players catching the line out! Show some love for rugby with this cool t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
After 12 times out as a chap, the Doctor finally became a woman at the 13th attempt! To celebrate this iconic role being played by a woman for the first time we present to you this design that mixes the symbol of the female gender with a Gallifreyan Timelord symbol! Not an official product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
I can't imagine a single worse way to destroy someone's childhood than giving them a doll which holds the soul of a serial killer. This T-Shirt features the famous quote from Chucky "Wanna Play?". Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This T-Shirt is inspired by Donnie Darko and features the number Donnie wakes up and finds on his arm after sleepwalking, which turn out to be a countdown to the end of the world. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Soldering can be a dangerous activity, and when it goes wrong and you can't remember the new emergency services phone number what else is there to do but put all the fire together and send an email for help. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This is one of those t-shirt designs which you have to read twice! Features a diagram of every physicists favourite new invention - the Large Hadron Collider, with the slogan 'Particle Physics gives me a Hadron". Yes folks, that word was HADRON, not the word that you were thinking of! If the excitement of the LHC gives you a certain stirring then this is the t-shirt for you!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This Womens tshirt has three pictures of a Mini Cooper. Printed in patriotic red white and blue! Join the self preservation society with this girls 100% cotton classic fit t shirt. 100% unofficial.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This Afghanistan We Were Winning When I Left T-will let everyone know that although the Afghan war seems to be spiralling downward into a total mess, it wasn't your fault because "we were winning when I left". Adapted from our "Vietnam We Were Winning When I Left" t-shirt by request from a British soldier who served in Afghanistan. This is a 100% cotton funny t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This ladies chimp t-shirt has a big white print of a picture of a cool chimp rocking some aviator shades. Please don't refer to this chimp as a monkey, its an ape and for some unknown reason there are people who just love correcting you should you call a chimp a monkey. If you are one of these strange people yourself why not get this tee and see how many people you can correct when they say "I like your monkey t-shirt!" This is a girls classic fit 100% cotton retro chimp t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.