We all have a geek inside us. Some of us are proud geeks who love comic book conventions and dressing up as our favourite characters, others are hidden geeks with secret collections of unopened Star Wars figures lining their bedroom wall shelves. But we say, embrace your inner geek and unleash your quirky eccentricities. If the world loves the likes of Sheldon and Howard, why wouldn’t they love you?
Whether you are a sci-fi fanatic, a hardcore gamer, or a TBBT devotee, we have the perfect geek clothing for you. From funny computer shirts that only your fellow techies will understand to the latest Doctor Who t shirt that guarantees to impress any budding timelord to gaming tees with a difference, here at 8Ball, we offer something for everyone. Unleash your inner geek with a t-shirt that speaks volumes of your passion.
Don’t consider yourself a geek but love a bit of nostalgia instead? We’ve got you covered too with our signature collection of cult movie tees, 80s & 90s inspired t-shirts, classic British comedy merch and even retro gaming tees. Look and feel the part in no time with our geek t-shirts.
Can’t find what you are looking for? Fear not. Our team of talented designers are constantly on the lookout for new images and ideas for our funny computer geek shirts and welcome feedback from our fellow geeks. So if you can’t see what you want, let us know and we can work our magic.
And don’t forget, you can always create your own custom design with one of our personalised t-shirts that guarantee a truly unique item that will be the envy of all your friends. This could be the perfect gift for the geek in your life and really allow them to show off to their friends.
This cool retro tee features the slogan "I'm so Gangster" in a decorative font. If you're so gangster that you feel you really need to let everyone else know just how gangster you are for their own safety, then what better way could there be to do it than with this 100% cotton I'm so gangster t-shirt?
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This kiddies t-shirt features the slogan "My Dad's Band Rocks" with an image of a hand making the international sign of rock. If daddy is a rock star then help your little one show support for his band with this 100% cotton childs tee.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This t-shirt features the slogan "Pugs Not Dugs", with two images of a cute Pug puppy. Why take drugs when you could instead own one of the coolest dogs on Earth? this is a 100% cotton Pugs Not Drugs tee.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Proving that's just about safe to go back into the water, this new Pugs t-shirt spoofs everyone's favourite shark attack movie, Jaws with an adorable looking pup replacing the terrifying Great White Shark. We print this design in-house at 8Ball using our state of the art direct to garment printer to give you a quality finish that stands the test of time. Usually dispatched within 24 to 48 hours, and sent out through a first class Royal Mail service, with international orders being sent by Priority AirMail. Please check out the size guide for information on fitting, but we do have our 30 days returns period if you change your mind.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This girls t-shirt features a two colour print of a space invaders style design. Instead of alien ships, there are skull and crossbones motifs, and the players ship has been replaced by a hand making the international sign of rock! This is a girls classic fit 100% cotton skull invaders T-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This Newscrasher t-shirt is the modern update to the classic 'I'm With Stupid' shirt, pointing out any Brexit voter standing next to you.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Forget the major political parties, they're all full of... stuff... Why not show that instead you'd much prefer to vote for the Purge with this women's fitted-style Vote Purge t shirt?
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Visit the delightful Forbidden Forest! This lovely little getaway spot lies within the grounds of Hogwarts castle and is home to many fantastical creatures such as Centaurs, Unicorns and even Giants! I wouldn't take the name too seriously, it's not like there's anything too dangerous in there.
This design is licensed by the artist Mathiole and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Holy Power of Grayskull Batman! This design, inspired by He-Man and the Masters of the Universe and the classic 1960s Batman Logo, features a mash-up of one of Earth's greatest heroes and one of Eternia's most evil villains.
This design is licensed by the artist Pigboom Kaboom and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This design, inspired by the classic 1968 Horror movie Night of the Living Dead, features the slogan "They won't stay dead", which was one of the taglines of the movie, in a font that looks like it was written in blood. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This T-Shirt features the famous quote "Be afraid. Be very afraid" which Veronica says to Seth after his horrifying accident, that left him slowly mutating into a half-man, half-fly monster. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This t-shirt bears the Quote "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ... and I'm all outta bubblegum" from the 1988 movie They Live. The line was ad-libbed by 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper, who played Nada. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This T-Shirt is inspired by Donnie Darko and features the number Donnie wakes up and finds on his arm after sleepwalking, which turns out to be a countdown to the end of the world. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
When a beautiful lady leaves her suitcase at an airport there's only one sensible thing to do! Jump in your friends furry van and drive cross country to return it to her!
This design is licensed by the artist Pigboom Kaboom and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Although Jeremy was right that "People like Lager and Nuts", Super Hans really hit the nail on the head with his rebuttal. You really can't trust people, and you especially can't trust people to know what they actually want. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
We've all been there. You're trying to secure a second season and the TV exec is just not going for any of your amazing ideas. There comes a point where you just have to give up and yell "Smell my cheese you mother!"Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
All good citizens sleep better at night knowing that good old Big Brother is watching over each and every one of us at all times. He's there on our posters, on our telescreens, and of course in our hearts. If youbelieve otherwise you are a doubleplusungood thoughtcriminal and should report immediately to the Ministry of Love.Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Gather round one and all as we tell the old Christmas tale of The Caper in the Skyscraper, in which Dr McClane saved Christmas from the mean old Gruber. This original design comes from independent designer Top Notchy, just in time for the festive season!This design is licensed by the artist Top Notchy and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
All little ones should be encouraged to read from a very young age.
A is for apple, B is for Balloon, C is forClatto, verata, n..necktie, necturn, nickle... noodle.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
JL: "I got a new Christmas song I've written"
Record Company: "OK, what's it about?"
JL: "It's about having a happy Christmas and having fun and that"
RC: "Riiiight...."
JL: "It's got a school choir in it"
RC: "OK, what do they sing?"
JL "War is Over"
RC: "Aaand there it is"
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
The ultimate comeback when a baby boomer tries to tell you that climate change isn't real or that they had it so much harder than you did when they were your age!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Distressed print of the lyrical quote: "Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."
Please note this is not official merchandise.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Distressed print of the lyrical quote: "I can still hear you saying you would never break the chain".
Please note this is not official merchandise.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Distressed print of the lyrical quote: "Take that look from off your face".
Please note this is not official merchandise.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Distressed print of the lyrical quote: "Don't stop thinking about tomorrow".Please note this is not official merchandise.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.