Grumpy Old Man Society Founder Member T-Shirt
£19.99
Printed with the latest in direct to garment hardware this garment is a 100% cotton mens t-shirt with a soft finish to its long lasting print. One of our 8Ball Originals range of t shirts that are printed in-house and usually dispatched within 24 to 48 hours. Deilvered through Royal Mail first class post for United Kingdom customers, while international orders are sent out as Priority AirMail. A perfect t-shirt for the grumpy old man in your life, featuring a coat of arms style design celebrating the Grumpy Old Man Society. All orders can take advantage of our 30 days no-hassle returns policy but please refer to the size guides for information on fit.
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Funny Xmas Christmas Puddings T-Shirt
£19.99
Get into the festive spirit with this funny Christmas Puddings t shirt! Features a full colour print of two Christmas Puddings with cherries on top which just happen to be positioned in a way that they look a bit like... well, we don't need to explain really, do we? This is a 100% cotton Xmas tee.
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We're Just Two Lost Souls Lyric Quote T-Shirt
£19.99
This t-shirt features lyrics from the song Wish You Were Here, with a retro, distressed-style print that says: "We're Just Two Lost Souls Swimming in a Fish Bowl".Note this is not official merch.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Black Mesa T-Shirt
£19.99
This t-shirt features a distressed print of a logo for the infamous fictional complex in which the majority of the first game is set - the Black Mesa Research Facility. This is the facility in which Gordon Freeman works at the beginning of the saga. An accident opens a portal through which spews a horde of alien invaders (isn't it always the way). Now you can look like one of Gordon Freeman's fellow Black Mesa staff members with one of these!
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Irony Element T-Shirt
£19.99
Can you define irony? Don't worry, this is not an A Level Literature question, but it is kind of a science question! This funny t-shirt features the chemical symbol and properties of the element Iron, as seen on any periodic table, with the slogan 'Irony' underneath. Genius! If you love science then this one could be for you.
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3 Minis T-Shirt
£19.99
This t-shirt features three images of Mini Coopers. Printed in patriotic red white and blue! Join the self preservation society with this 100% cotton unofficial tshirt.
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Acme Corporation T-Shirt
£19.99
If you're looking for something to squash a troublesome roadrunner or blow up a wascally wabbit then ACME is the company for you. If you want the product to backfire and end up squashing/exploding yourself that is! This cool t-shirt features a retro-look, distressed print of an original TeeVee design for the legendary ACME Corporation, complete with a dynamite motif. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
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Non Prophet Atheism T-Shirt
£19.99
Buy Funny Tshirts at 8Ball. Atheism, A Non Prophet Organisation Tshirt. Black tee with one colour print.
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Get To The Chopper T-Shirt
£19.99
This funny t-shirt features Arnie's classic quote from the 1987 classic Predator. Says "Get to the chopper" in a broken, distressed-effect military typeface, with a stencil-sprayed style image of a military chipper flying next to the slogan. Please note this tee is inspired by Predator but is not an official Predator product. 100% cotton t-shirt.
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Cocktails And Dreams Logo T-Shirt
£19.99
This homage to Cocktail t-shirt features the neon logo of 'Cocktails and Dreams' - the cocktail bar opened by Brian Flanagan (Tom Cruise) in the 1988 movie. Throughout the film Cruise dreams of opening his own cocktail bar and thanks to the advice of his Uncle Pat he realises that dream at the end of the movie, where he celebrates with his pregnant fiancee in his smoky bar with free cocktails for all. Ahhh, the 80's. This is a 100% cotton Cocktail inspired t shirt, not officially licensed merchandise.
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Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Tomacco T-Shirt
£19.99
This awesome t-shirt design is inspired by a one of the greatest animation characters of all time and features a highly addictive Tomato called Tomacco, this was made accidently when a plutonium rod was placed near the Tobacco and Tomato's. The slogan for the t-shirt is 'Smooth & Mild, Tomacco, Tastes like Grandma' all in brown distressed font.
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One Eyed Jacks Circular Logo T-Shirt
£19.99
This Twin Peaks inspired t-shirt features the logo of One Eyed Jack's, the Casino/Brothel seen in the cult David Lynch TV series. During the show we learn that murder victim Laura Palmer worked at One Eyed Jack's, and it is also where the broken casino chip came from. This t-shirt is not official merchandise, it is a TeeVee design inspired by the show.
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Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Jupiter Mining Corporation T-Shirt
£19.99
Classic Jupiter Mining Corporation men's t-shirt with distressed print.
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Amity Island Ringer T-Shirt
£19.99
Just when you thought it was safe to buy a retro-look beach t shirt! At first glance this looks like a cool vintage-style souvenir holiday tee, but closer inspection reveals a shark's fin and blood in the water. It can only have come from Amity Island!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
No Meat No Pudding T-Shirt Inspired By Pink Floyd
£19.99
This tee features a design inspired by 'Another Brick in the Wall' by Pink Floyd. Has a flow chart style design which reads "Did you eat your meat? Yes: You can have pudding. No: No pudding for you." This is based on the schoolteacher who can be heard in the song saying: "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" A cool tee for all Pink Floyd fans! Please note this is not an official Pink Floyd product.
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Romani Ite Domum T-Shirt Inspired By Monty Python
£19.99
This men's funny t-shirt features the anti Roman scribbling of Brian from Monty Pythons Life of Brian with the words "Romani Ite Domum" this was the slogan that Brian writes on the walls of the Jerusalem Palace to prove himself worthy to be a member of the group, as he finishes he gets caught by a Latin Teacher (John Cleese) who instead of killing him, corrects his sloppy grammer making him write it 100 times before sunrise.
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Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Santa Carla Boardwalk T-Shirt
£19.99
If there's one place that you're guaranteed a good night out, it's the Santa Carla boardwalk! Where else do you get the beach, cool fairground rides and muscle-bound saxaphone players? And there's only a small chance you'll get brainwashed into joining an undead clan of vampires. Bonus! This tee features the text 'Santa Carla Boardwalk, California - Sleep all day, play all night!' with an image of the rollercoaster as seen in the movie and a silhouette of the famous sax player who even after all this time still believes. Not official merchandise.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Select Your Weapon Legendary Swords T-Shirt
£19.99
Here's a test for anyone who loves pop culture weapons! This design features a selection of cool swords from the screen, with the slogan 'Select Your Weapon'.
Can you name all the TV shows/movies/games in which these awesome blades appear? Extra points if you can name the sword and its user too...
Here's the answers: Thundercats (Sword of Omens, Liono), Lord of the Rings (Sting, Frodo), Zelda (Master Sword, Link), Star Wars series (Light Saber, Darth Vader), Game of Thrones (Longclaw, Jon Snow), Harry Potter series (Sword of Gryffindor, Harry Potter + various others), Power Sword (Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Red Ranger) and another Power Sword (Masters of the Universe, He Man).
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Back In My Day We Had Nine Planets T-Shirt
£19.99
Everything was better back in the day. We had better TV shows, better movies and somehow managed without social networking and mobile phones. Not only that but we had nine planets! This funny t-shirt has a diagram of the solar system as it used to be, complete with Pluto. But now Pluto has been downgraded and is no longer considered a planet, it has been crossed out. Has the slogan "Back in my day we had 9 planets". Show some love for poor old Pluto with this!
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Retro Controller T-Shirt
£19.99
This simple design will be instantly recognisable to those of you who played videogames in the 90's! This tee is obviously inspired by the controller for possibly the greatest console ever! Who could forget awesome times playing retro classics?
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Derry Carnival Pennywise Ringer T-Shirt
£19.99
This tee is inspired by horror classic-in-the-making, Stephen King's IT. Featuring a vintage-look poster design, the poster tells us to 'Come & See Pennywise the Clown at the Derry Carnival 1984'. Show some love for the latest incarnation of everyone's favourite killer clown with this! Not an official product in association with itthemovie.com.
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All 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Banksy Out Of Bed Rat T-Shirt
£19.99
This Banksy t-shirt features Banksy's stencil-spray design showing a rat holding a paintbrush, along with the hand-painted slogan "I'm out of bed and dressed - what more do you want?" This is the perfect slogan for all those of you who crawl out of bed at the last minute, stopping only to quickly pull on some clothes (including your excellent new Banksy tee!) before rushing straight out of the door, usually late for whatever appointment you have that day! This is a 100% cotton Banksy tshirt. 10% of all royalties from our Banksy t-shirt range are donated to charity. You can find out more about the charities which 8Ball supports in the help section of our website. Thanks for your support.
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Steven Rhodes Let's Call the Exorcist T-Shirt
£24.99
Who ya gonna call? No, not Ghostbusters. When it comes to getting rid of evil spirits lurking within innocent children what you need is an exorcist! Continuing his series of designs which spoof retro children's how-to books, Steven Rhodes brings us this great design showing some children looking at their friend whose skin has turned green and is floating above her bed!
This design is licensed by the artist Steven Rhodes and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported.
Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Lamb and Flag Pub Quiz Champions 1995 T-Shirt
£19.99
Now you can look like you were part of Richie and Eddie's pub quiz team when they won the £5000 prize at the Lamb and Flag! Featuring a distressed-look print of an original design inspired by the pub quiz poster from Bottom episode 'Dough', this tee could have been won along with the (counterfeit) cash that our heroes scored. Just don't tell Skullcrusher... This is a Bottom-inspired product, not official merch.
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Steven Rhodes Retro Science! T-Shirt
£24.99
Everyone loves a bit of of the old science right?! This design features a wholesome good boy that literally looks like he just stepped out of 1960's surburbia, in front of a wholesome atomic explosion... I think if he was the culprit, he may lose some valuable Good Boy points for that one!
This design is licensed by the artist Steven Rhodes and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported.
Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
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Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
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Naked Cowboys T-Shirt As Worn By Sid Vicious
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Hello Dave Fitted Womens T-Shirt
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Star Of David Womens T-Shirt As Worn By Siouxsie Sioux
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Design was as expected. Print came out really well and the T-shirt is really comfy. Really happy customer.
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...Warning To Others T-Shirt
Perfect present
My sister’s boyfriend who is a fan of Lord of the Rings and boxing was so chuffed with this T-shirt, he put it on straight away. Good quality and arrived very swiftly. Definitely recommend!
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Lord of the Ring T-Shirt