We all have a geek inside us. Some of us are proud geeks who love comic book conventions and dressing up as our favourite characters, others are hidden geeks with secret collections of unopened Star Wars figures lining their bedroom wall shelves. But we say, embrace your inner geek and unleash your quirky eccentricities. If the world loves the likes of Sheldon and Howard, why wouldn’t they love you?
Whether you are a sci-fi fanatic, a hardcore gamer, or a TBBT devotee, we have the perfect geek clothing for you. From funny computer shirts that only your fellow techies will understand to the latest Doctor Who t shirt that guarantees to impress any budding timelord to gaming tees with a difference, here at 8Ball, we offer something for everyone. Unleash your inner geek with a t-shirt that speaks volumes of your passion.
Don’t consider yourself a geek but love a bit of nostalgia instead? We’ve got you covered too with our signature collection of cult movie tees, 80s & 90s inspired t-shirts, classic British comedy merch and even retro gaming tees. Look and feel the part in no time with our geek t-shirts.
Can’t find what you are looking for? Fear not. Our team of talented designers are constantly on the lookout for new images and ideas for our funny computer geek shirts and welcome feedback from our fellow geeks. So if you can’t see what you want, let us know and we can work our magic.
And don’t forget, you can always create your own custom design with one of our personalised t-shirts that guarantee a truly unique item that will be the envy of all your friends. This could be the perfect gift for the geek in your life and really allow them to show off to their friends.
Ever wanted to play Sheldon Cooper's game 'Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock' but can't remember the rules? This tee is the answer! Now you'll never forget what beats what, using this simple diagram to solve any arguments. In case you've forgotten, the rules are as follows: Rock crushes lizard and scissors; paper covers rock and disproves Spock; scissors cut paper and decapitate lizard; lizard poisons Spock and eats paper and Spock smashes scissors and vaporizes rock. So now you know.
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This tee quotes the song Comfortably Numb, with a distressed, vintage-look print of the lyrics: "I Have Become Comfortably Numb".Please note this is not official merchandise.
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This t-shirt features three images of Mini Coopers. Printed in patriotic red white and blue! Join the self preservation society with this 100% cotton unofficial tshirt.
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Buy Funny Tshirts at 8Ball. Atheism, A Non Prophet Organisation Tshirt. Black tee with one colour print.
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The Scientific, and Technological Advanced Research Laboratories, or STAR Labs for short, has been visited by numerous superheroes in many comic book, TV and movie adaptations. 8Ball.co.uk's faithful recreation of the STAR Labs logo is inspired by the awesome CW series.
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Get into the festive spirit with this funny Christmas Puddings t shirt! Features a full colour print of two Christmas Puddings with cherries on top which just happen to be positioned in a way that they look a bit like... well, we don't need to explain really, do we? This is a 100% cotton Xmas tee.
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Printed with the latest in direct to garment hardware this garment is a 100% cotton mens t-shirt with a soft finish to its long lasting print. One of our 8Ball Originals range of t shirts that are printed in-house and usually dispatched within 24 to 48 hours. Deilvered through Royal Mail first class post for United Kingdom customers, while international orders are sent out as Priority AirMail. A perfect t-shirt for the grumpy old man in your life, featuring a coat of arms style design celebrating the Grumpy Old Man Society. All orders can take advantage of our 30 days no-hassle returns policy but please refer to the size guides for information on fit.
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Can you define irony? Don't worry, this is not an A Level Literature question, but it is kind of a science question! This funny t-shirt features the chemical symbol and properties of the element Iron, as seen on any periodic table, with the slogan 'Irony' underneath. Genius! If you love science then this one could be for you.
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This t-shirt features lyrics from the song Wish You Were Here, with a retro, distressed-style print that says: "We're Just Two Lost Souls Swimming in a Fish Bowl".Note this is not official merch.
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Everything was better back in the day. We had better TV shows, better movies and somehow managed without social networking and mobile phones. Not only that but we had nine planets! This funny t-shirt has a diagram of the solar system as it used to be, complete with Pluto. But now Pluto has been downgraded and is no longer considered a planet, it has been crossed out. Has the slogan "Back in my day we had 9 planets". Show some love for poor old Pluto with this!
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Here's a test for anyone who loves pop culture weapons! This design features a selection of cool swords from the screen, with the slogan 'Select Your Weapon'.
Can you name all the TV shows/movies/games in which these awesome blades appear? Extra points if you can name the sword and its user too...
Here's the answers: Thundercats (Sword of Omens, Liono), Lord of the Rings (Sting, Frodo), Zelda (Master Sword, Link), Star Wars series (Light Saber, Darth Vader), Game of Thrones (Longclaw, Jon Snow), Harry Potter series (Sword of Gryffindor, Harry Potter + various others), Power Sword (Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, Red Ranger) and another Power Sword (Masters of the Universe, He Man).
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If there's one place that you're guaranteed a good night out, it's the Santa Carla boardwalk! Where else do you get the beach, cool fairground rides and muscle-bound saxaphone players? And there's only a small chance you'll get brainwashed into joining an undead clan of vampires. Bonus! This tee features the text 'Santa Carla Boardwalk, California - Sleep all day, play all night!' with an image of the rollercoaster as seen in the movie and a silhouette of the famous sax player who even after all this time still believes. Not official merchandise.
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If you understand this t-shirt, then there's no need to explain it here. And if you don't? Then do a bit of swatting-up before purchasing. Now you're more intelligent, and you have a nice new shirt. Win win!
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For a British holiday with a difference on a boat, always choose Hamilton’s Water Breaks. With the melting of the polar ice caps, most of East Anglia will be underwater in the next thirty years. So make the most of the stunning fens before the floods come. Water way to have a good time! (Just don't book alone. It's a bit weird.)Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This t-shirt features the message you would usually get when you try to email somebody who is not available. Instead it is presented on a t-shirt to let people know that you are currently away from your computer! If you spend a lot of time in front of a monitor then grab one of these tees to wear when you finally manage to drag yourself away from it! This is a 100% cotton I am currently away from my computer tshirt.
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For anyone that doesn't speak Birdperson Language, this translates as "I am great pain, please help me". But of course the reason most people know this phrase is because it is Rick Sanchez's catchphrase! Styled in the classic look of Back to the Future (the film that inspired the show), get this cool tee before one of your other dimensional selves gets it first!
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This t-shirt features the slogan "I understand - I just don't care." With this tee no one will mistake your apathy for confusion again! This is a 100% cotton Tshirt.
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Inspired by the critically acclaimed Netflix series based on Marvel's DareDevil, this new addition to our TeeVee tees range is an homage to the law firm run by lawyer-by-day, vigilante-by-night Matt Murdock (aka DareDevil) and his friend and partner Foggy Nelson, Nelson & Murdock. This one colour print design shows our take on the company logo 'Nelson & Murdock Attorneys at Law' and a strapline of 'Hell's Kitchen - New York City - New York'. Just one of our huge range of Multibuy t-shirts as part of our Buy 3 Get 1 Free range of originally designed t-shirts.
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Masters of space travel, the Spacing Guild are an essential part of the universe's commerce. Using spice-mutated Navigators to safely guide ships to their destination, the Spacing Guild ensures that the essential trade between planets can happen. After all, The Spice Must Flow.
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This t-shirt is inspired by what must be the greatest rom-zom-com of all time, Shaun of the Dead! The design features illustrations of all the various object used to combat the dead during the course of the movie including the famous cricket bat used by Shaun himself, Ed's shovel, the rifle from The Winchester and of course a vinyl LP!
Please note this is an original design inspired by Shaun of the Dead, not officially licensed merchandise.
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This tee quotes the song Three Little Birds, with a distressed, vintage-look print of the lyrics: "Every Little Thing's Gonna Be Alright".Please note this is not official merchandise.
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This funny t-shirt features the Fab Four falling off the zebra crossing made famous by the Abbey Road album cover. In a retro style with a one colour print!
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Forget that showoff who plays the solos, we all know who the real heart of the band is - the bass player! This tee shows silhouette style images of many famous brands of bass guitar, with the slogan 'Pick Your Weapon' below. Which one would you choose?
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Dan! ...Dan! ...Dan! ...Dan! ...Dan! ...Dan! ...DAN! ...DAN!DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!...DAN! ...DAN! Oh, he's not seen me. I'll get him later... DAAAAN! Show some love for the king of broadcasting and shouting in a car park with this!Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This funny t-shirt features the slogan "Sarcasm... just one more service that I offer." Let people know that you are always available to be sarcastic at any time! This is a 100% cotton funnt Tshirt.
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I liked the way you kept me in touch with the progress of the order, you kept me in the loop.
This is feedback: I sent these direct to my friend for his birthday, so I haven't see the T shirts but he is happy with them. Would it be possible to offer a service where the purchaser can send them as a gift to a friend and the bill is not included in the package?
My sister’s boyfriend who is a fan of Lord of the Rings and boxing was so chuffed with this T-shirt, he put it on straight away. Good quality and arrived very swiftly. Definitely recommend!