Twas the Night Before Christmas Theo Quote T-Shirt
£19.99
There's one classic Christmas rhyme that never fails to get us in the festive spirit:
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring — except the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation."
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Christmas Slogan Filthy Animal T-Shirt
£19.99
Kevin Webster's favourite movies included 'Angles with Filthy Souls' and the sequel 'Angels with Even Filthier Souls', from which this famous line comes.
In the first movie, Kevin uses the line 'Keep the change, ya filthy animal', which in the second film becomes the now well-loved Christmas phrase 'Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.'
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Satan Claus T-Shirt
£19.99
This funny Christmas t-shirt features an image of Satan Claus - the devil-horned anti-Santa! Has a distressed, battered print of the slogan "Satan Claus knows when you're sleeping" which is a reference to the famous Xmas song "Santa Claus is coming to town" in which we are told "He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake". This is a 100% cotton black Satan Claus t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Mens Funny Christmas Raised By Elves T-Shirt
£19.99
Strictly speaking, when we talk about Elves around Christmas we do tend to mean Santa's helpers, rather than Legolas and friends. This is a great Christmas t-shirt for any fan of the hit movie Elf featuring the slogan 'Raised by Elves' with two festive looking feet underneath. Available on three colours on regular fit men's t-shirts this is a great tee for Christmas time. Printed using the latest in DTG technology at 8Ball.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
McClane Quote Party Welcoming T-Shirt
£19.99
If you're throwing a Christmas party this year then it can be tiresome having to welcome all those pesky guests one by one. Why not let this t-shirt do all the hard work for you, quoting the great John McClane: "Welcome to the Party, Pal."
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability Message
All 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Jingle Bell ROCK Christmas Slogan T-Shirt
£19.99
Here's one for all you rockers out there who are feeling festive! Just because we like to rock out doesn't mean we can't rock out to a bit of Jingle Bells :DPrinted with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
How the Gruber Stole Christmas T-Shirt
£24.99
This tee reminds us all of the classic story in which the mean old Gruber tries to steal Christmas. Shows The Gruber himself, along with the text "Dr McClane's How The Gruber Stole Christmas! - Ho Ho Ho Now I Have a Machine Gun". Coming from independent artist Top Notchy, this one is perfect for your Xmas outfit!This design is licensed by the artist Top Notchy and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass T-Shirt
£19.99
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
What better way could there be to greet a line of soulless suits than thisclassicClark Griswold line? Now you can bring his 'festive cheer' to your own Christmas!
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
It Ay Christmas Until I Say So T-Shirt
£19.99
There's only one was to know for sure when it is actually Christmas... It's when you hear the traditional call of "Iiiiits Chriiiiistmaaaaas!!!!"
Grab yourself some funny Xmas glam rock style with this knitted-look Christmas jumper style t-shirt design.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Mens Funny Christmas Give Sprouts A Chance T-Shirt
£19.99
Every year there's always one vegetable that gets far more stick than it deserves but this time we're taking a stand. Inspired by John and Yoko, all we are saying isÃâ€?Ǫ give sprouts a chance. This brand new Christmas t-shirt at 8Ball comes in three styles imploring you to take your Christmas dinner to the next level by embracing the little green balls of delight. Printed on regular fit men's t-shirts this Give Sprouts a Chance makes a perfect Secret Santa gift for the veggie hater in your life.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Don't Let the Bells End Christmas Slogan Ringer T-Shirt
£19.99
Christmaaaas Tiiiime! Don't Let the Bells End!!! Show your festive spirit and your love of bells not ending with this :)
Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Mens Funny Christmas Happy Christmas Your Ar*e T-Shirt
£19.99
The ultimate Christmas song is probably the most unlikely one, with tales of drunken fights, jailtime and hurling insults in the street the Fairytale of New York pretty much sums up what it's like to be stuck with family over the Christmas period with no escape. We've a perfect t-shirt to sum up the humbug attitude to Christmas with this Happy Christmas Your Arse t-shirt inspired by the song. This one colour print features the slogan in a festive style font and is printed on regular fit men's t-shirts at 8Ball.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Invaders Christmas Tree Adult for Men and Women T-Shirt
£19.99
Exclusive to 8 Ball T-Shirts this fun Christmas Tree t-shirt is fantastic for the retro gamer.
Unique to 8 Ball, this fun t-shirt for is perfect for anyone that is a fan of retro games. With a in-house designed Christmas Tree made from those classic invaders it will definitely get heads turning and generate smiles from the nostalgia of the design.
Printed on Cotton T Shirts using the latest in DTG technology.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Merry Kissmyass T-Shirt
£19.99
This funny Christmas t-shirt features the slogan "Merry Kissmyass", with two Christmas bell motifs. If you're not particularly a fan of the festive season, or if you just like insulting people who read your t-shirt, this one is for you! This is a 100% cotton funny Xmas Tshirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Christmas Men's OCD Obsessive Christmas Disorder T-Shirt
£19.99
This funny festive Christmas men's t-shirt features the slogan 'I've got O.C.D Obsessive Christmas Disorder' in think bold red, green font, there is a tree decoration making the O in O.C.D giving the t-shirt that extra seasonal festive feel.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Save the Neck for Me Clark T-Shirt
£19.99
Good old Cousin Eddie. Whenever Christmas seems to be going as badly as it could possibly be, Eddie is always there to deliver your kidnapped boss, wrapped in a ribbon.Show some love for Eddie with one of our favourite quotes: "Save the neck for me, Clark".
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
80s Cartoon Christmas T-Shirt
£24.99
Get into the Christmas spirit and show some love for those amazing Saturday morning cartoon shows from the 80's with this great design from independent artist Top Notchy.This design is licensed by the artist Top Notchy and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Santa Is My Homeboy T-Shirt
£19.99
This t-shirt features an image of Santa Claus wearing shades and giving the victory V sign. Has the slogan "Santa is my homeboy" underneath. Just because Santa lives in the north pole and mainly has elves for friends doesn't mean he doesn't have some homies too! Declare yourself to one of them with this 100% cotton Santa is my Homeboy tee.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
You Go Glen Coco T-Shirt
£19.99
Inspired by the hugely quotable and go-to chick flick for all millennials, Mean Girls, this new Christmas style design features possibly the most random scene in the whole movie where Damien, dressed as Santa, screams Ãâ€?Ç£Four for you, Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!Ãâ€?ÇØ. Featuring a candy-cane style print with the caption 'You Go Glen Coco' this is a great shirt for any fan of Mean Girls. Printed on regular fit men's t-shirts in-house at 8Ball. Sorry, but there's none for Gretchen Wieners.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Jolliest Bunch of A**holes T-Shirt
£19.99
If your family Christmas feels more like a test of your sanity than the season to be jolly, you can relate to Clark Griswold; who came out with this classic quote in what is one of the greatest Xmas movies ever: "When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Happy Trails Hans Christmas Slogan T-Shirt
£19.99
What better way could there be to celebrate the Christmas season than this tee which quotes the greatest Xmas movie of all time? Features John McClane's parting words to Hans Gruber - "Happy Trails, Hans".
Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Unisex Adult Christmas Ghost Munching For Men and Women T-Shirt
£19.99
Are you looking for a unique Christmas t-shirt for that retro game loving person in your life?
Unique to 8 Ball, this fun adults t-shirt for men and womens is perfect for any retro maze game loving fan. Those famous maze roaming ghosts are decorated in Christmas hats and reindeer antlers horizontally across the shirt.
Printed on Cotton T Shirts using the latest in DTG technology.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
So This is Christmas and What Have you Done T-Shirt
£19.99
JL: "I got a new Christmas song I've written"
Record Company: "OK, what's it about?"
JL: "It's about having a happy Christmas and having fun and that"
RC: "Riiiight...."
JL: "It's got a school choir in it"
RC: "OK, what do they sing?"
JL "War is Over"
RC: "Aaand there it is"
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
The Caper in the Skyscraper T-Shirt
£24.99
Gather round one and all as we tell the old Christmas tale of The Caper in the Skyscraper, in which Dr McClane saved Christmas from the mean old Gruber. This original design comes from independent designer Top Notchy, just in time for the festive season!This design is licensed by the artist Top Notchy and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Simply Having Some Wonderful Christmas Wine T-Shirt
£19.99
Hahahaha! See what we did??
This one's for all you festive winos who can't wait to hit the Christmas wine this year :)
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
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